Florida Chris

Florida Chris

@chrislongview.bsky.social

Proud Montanan & Floridian. Huge nerd w/ a lab named Shelby. I raise lots of $ for stuff. Loves: Emory, Vanderbilt, Columbia, USF, beach, clearly a homo.

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Time to introduce myself to Bluesky. I'm chris. The more important one behind me is Shelby. I'm a PhD student in higher education policy, tw*tter refugee, & recovering alcoholic & fundraiser. I talk about politics, gay shit, education, addiction, Florida, and my life. Welcome. Nice to meet you.

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*taps sign*!!!👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽

R. Souissi@rsouissivibes.bsky.social

SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT. WE WILL NOT BE SPLITTING THE TICKET. OSSOFF "MY BABY DADDY" WILL WIN AND KEISHA WILL WIN. Don't fuck up the game cause you're racist, antisemic, sexist, or just a complete dumbass.

bro they invented math

The Bulwark@thebulwark.com

RFK: "There's five hundred million Arabs in the world. And yet they don't produce science. They don't win the Nobel Prize. They don't win the Fields Prize. They don't win the Wolf Prize. They don't produce literature."

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Yes, the Arabic people, famously bad at math. thats-racist-dot-gif

The Bulwark@thebulwark.com

RFK: "There's five hundred million Arabs in the world. And yet they don't produce science. They don't win the Nobel Prize. They don't win the Fields Prize. They don't win the Wolf Prize. They don't produce literature."

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VP Kamala Harris: They're putting a whole lot of money to try and convince people that their vote doesn't count. We have the power of people on our side. So for the next 8 days, let's get out there and do everything we possibly can to show people who we are and what we deserve.

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“expectations” by Olivia Rodrigo feat. Chappell Roan jumps to #3 (+60) on the Hot 100 this week. It becomes Olivia’s 11th and Chappell’s 5th top 10 hit.

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VP Kamala Harris: 8 days out. On day 9 we don't wanna have any regrets. The beauty of this moment is it is a time to emphasize the power of the people. We've been feeling powerless. People have been feeling like they can't do anything about this. That phase is over. Turn that anger into action.

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VP Kamala Harris: David Crowley's opponent denied the election of 2020-- by the way, we won that election. Let's talk about what is important in this moment in our country where we are seeing such brutality come out of the highest office in the land, and the cronies around him.

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Mahalia Jackson’s voice helped inspire a movement for freedom and equality. On her birthday, we honor her legacy at the Obama Presidential Center, where “Take My Hand, Precious Lord” fills the museum soundscape and the café bears her name, thanks to the Judy and Peter Blum Kovler Foundation.

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I’ll save you the hate click to note that the author is an interior designer with a podcast and a new book to sell, so just keep on walking

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I dont know if it's because they love republicans and want them to win but holy crap is this an embarrassment. the equivalent of reckless disregard in terms of journalism fuck ups. Just the simplest damn googling.

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tax the living shit outta them

jamelle@jamellebouie.net

i don't think anyone should run explicitly on banning online gambling but i do think that a democratic-led government should just quietly take steps to undermine the industry and create an inhospitable regulatory environment

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i don't think anyone should run explicitly on banning online gambling but i do think that a democratic-led government should just quietly take steps to undermine the industry and create an inhospitable regulatory environment

David Brauer@dbrauer.net

Lula won in part by banning online gambling

just submitted the last bit. im equally proud of myself for being able to do this and embarrassed i got into this situation in the first place.

Florida Chris@chrislongview.bsky.social

I've spent the day doing an entire semester's worth of work for a class I forgot about and #1 i need to graduate already and #2 i can crank out 25 pages of original thought on 5 topics in one day and as much as I hate my brain for reasons, I do love that it can still do shit like this.

Florida Chris reposted

Sexy people vote. Are you sexy? Prove it by voting with empathy, common sense and caring for your community, country and world. Don’t vote for fascists and carpetbaggers.

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Replying to @chrislongview.bsky.social

i haven’t been to school for decades now and i still have nightmares that i’ve forgotten about a class and can’t graduate without it congratulations on overcoming my literal nightmare😂😂😂

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Insane. Actually insane. Let’s make his money this year a waste, shall we?

Mike Nellis@mikenellis.bsky.social

Elon Musk has spent more money on American elections in the last two years than George Soros has in his entire life.

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I'm going to try to do this cleanly. Today's right wing governments are networked to each other. Those networks are well-documented. You can read about them in books. Following the elections in one node of that network is good practice for understanding the U.S. node.

Dan Mauler 🎃@meelar.bsky.social

I just think Matt's wrong about this. We're at a point in our technological development where a ton of problems spill over national borders--if Flavio Bolsonaro burns down the Amazon, that will flood houses in Miami.

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The truest thing JD Vance has said in a long, long time.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

JD Vance: "Gas prices are too high ... they skyrocket every time some tinpot dictator decides to throw a tantrum"

it tickes me that Barack Obama still flusters him so much

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump is BIG MAD about Obama saying the White House now looks like Saddam opened a Cheesecake Factory: "He's not a smart guy. He's not smart at all ... for you to say it's a Cheesecake Factory, that just shows why you were a lousy president"

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i just feel that if we, as a society, do not find a way to loudly rebuke the ability to speak like this without any consequence whatsoever we are yes, too far gone™️, but more importantly unprepared for what will come next

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Tim Scott calls Annie Andrews "tranny Annie"

never bother me with this man again

Sludge@sludge.bsky.social

NEW: The group behind Cornel West's 2024 ballot push was wholly funded through Elon Musk's dark money network, according to Sludge's review of tax documents. readsludge.com/2026/10/26/m...

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All because Obama wouldn't give him extra inauguration tickets

Sludge@sludge.bsky.social

NEW: The group behind Cornel West's 2024 ballot push was wholly funded through Elon Musk's dark money network, according to Sludge's review of tax documents. readsludge.com/2026/10/26/m...

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“I don't know that he's going to handle the midterms well. And if they go the direction seems like they're going, he's going to get what Obama said years ago, a shellacking. I think this will be a shellacking to an even higher degree, because folks are tired of the chaos, cruelty and corruption.”

MeidasTouch@meidastouch.com

🚨 Gov. Josh Shapiro rips into JD Vance in a new interview. “The only smart thing it seems like [Trump] did was not endorsing Vance. That guy is just a profoundly and PATHETICALLY WEAK human being who wants to preach morality every day.”