TheLizRusso

TheLizRusso

@thelizrusso.com

β˜•οΈ SoberAF 2011 πŸ€‘πŸŽ™ Standup Comic πŸ¦…πŸŽ“American University πŸˆπŸˆβ€β¬› Cat Mom πŸ₯° Girlfriend πŸš”βš–οΈ Former Inmate πŸ“–βœοΈ Writing My Memoir www.thelizrusso.com

238 followers140 following903 posts

I love all this potential red states flipping blue... but... I am not confident that the Dems have a plan once they win. We gotta do it differently this time.

Has there been anything on Ava and that tick bite? Did they forget? She looks good. πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸͺ²πŸ¨πŸ“Ί #GH

I am excited for more music from #Glee!!! I jam out on #Pandora to my accapella. πŸŽ΅πŸŽΆπŸ‘©β€πŸŽ€

Pop Base@popbase.tv

Lea Michele is returning as Rachel Berry for the β€˜GLEE’ reboot, Variety reports.

The Gillis monologue isn't all that serious, people. It was a bit of a hacky clunker, but it's really not dangerous hate speech. Relax. Its just dumb dude comedy. He'd ball tap the audience if he could. I'm more offended he didn't do better or new material, but it's not 'outrageous'.

TheLizRusso reposted

LOL Ukraine hit a Russian data center and Russian bot activity immediately dropped to practically zero. Elon is mad hahahahahaha

If I was the only woman in a consensual gang bang, I would invite you to the sex act, not one of the dudes. And if you're a dude that thinks you did nothing wrong, then you won't mind showing your innocent face all day long. #Cornell7

Shannon thinking the snake was alive in the bottle and felt bad it couldn't move around... aw, sweet clueless Shannon πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸπŸΆ #RHOC #Tokyo

TheLizRusso reposted

JON STEWART: β€œSo in the FUTURE we WILL use A.I. to cure diseases… but right now it’s mostly murder, surveillance, and surge pricing for the McRib β€” What a trade! I’m getting the sense you guys might be full of shit.”

TheLizRusso reposted

Why is Jessel wearing a statement necklace that ate all the statement necklaces that came before and is now the master statement necklace to rule them all #RHONY

This is why Carol is the most NY - because she is the most out of place on this island trip. Six pairs of tube socks?! #RHONYC #OG

Erin isn't helping to dispel her New York Jewish American princess stereotype. πŸ™„πŸ€‘πŸ’°πŸ§πŸ‘‘ #RHONYC

TheLizRusso reposted

The richest man owns X. The second richest man owns The Washington Post. The third and fifth richest men control Google. The sixth richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. And the eighth richest man now owns both Paramount and Warner Bros. See the problem here?

bbc.comParamount takes over Warner Bros in $110bn Hollywood mergerThe merger of two of Hollywood's biggest movie studios comes after months of legal disputes and concern over competition

Once again, Colin Jost as #Hegseth is *mwah* πŸ‘¨πŸ»β€πŸ³πŸ’‹ perfection! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ #SNL

For the first time in #NFL history, all four feline-themed teams are playing against each other in the same week during Week 4 of the 2026 season!! 🐱 #Caturday #Football #Cats

F* #Hulu price increase again! Disney get your shit together. I hate paying more for a service that's not great to begin with. Your 'commercial free' price is a scam.

In what world is calling someone "boring" interpreted as "coming for them"? How sad that a grown woman is that insecure and shallow and weak. #RHONYC #Erin

TheLizRusso reposted

Jack Smith: "Our investigation developed proof beyond a reasonable doubt that President Trump engaged in serious crimes against our nation ... rather than accept his defeat in the 2020 election, he engaged in a criminal scheme to overturn the results and prevent the lawful transfer of power"

Went to the movies this weekend. Going out makes me rage. Teens ruining the movie for everyone, being disrespectful, no consequences. We all just tried to ignore them. As expensive as the movies are, it's just not worth it. I no longer want to have collective experiences... because, dipshits.