No...you've got this wrong - this is a cat actively warping the space-time continuum...a very dense neutron kitty...Einstein predicted this very thing...
You think it's a cat, but it's really a clever disguise for a sentient singularity with the mass of a small mountain. But then that's pretty much any cat if you try to pick them up when they don't want to move
Third eye open people mind control every thought from the rest of us with telepathic magic.
Voices in peopleโs heads? They are other humans on Earth who mind control the rest of us.
Look your friends in the eyes. Theyโre bad at keeping their cover. #endoursuffering