Bat Fowler

The Joker and Batman reflect the timeless conflict between those who do bits and those who don’t.

This game ruled

get in, no time to explain

Sooooon

Watching the CARRIE title change color every episode in Season 2

If you encounter ICE, here's what every New Yorker should know.

Hey, dude who wrote Tom Skerritt’s obit for @variety.com, are you ok?

Showing half empty MAGA arenas, showing them all being the dumbest people alive, quote tweeting online gotchas - they’re enticing dopamine hits. They DO NOT matter. Vote. Vote like you’re delivering a roundhouse kick. 

I like when Bond casting PR rhetoric eventually gets to the “we’re trying something different this time” phase and then shortly after we learn it comes down to a handful of unsalted triscuits

This one goes out to all my fellow Darkman fans

@sepinwall.bsky.social

My Horror Nights Hollywood 2026 maze rankings: 9 Stranger Things 8 Dead, Deader, Deadest 7 Evil Dead Burn 6 Killer Klowns 5 Sinners 4 KillCeanera 3 Art Terror Tram 2 Ozzy 1 Hellraiser Honorable mention goes to the inexplicable dread we wake up to each and every day

I’ve had to say on more than one occasion “no I’ve never been to Seattle but I have been to Aberdeen. Why? Oh because Daniel Bryan showed us the high school he didn’t go to because his actual one burned down”

How I harbinge m’farts

85 degrees in LA and 85 degrees in Texas are two wildly different genres of heat

obviously many more important takeaways from the French approach to protest, but much respect to the absolute varsity level Whimsy of throwing a whole ass piano at the cops

Showing half empty MAGA arenas, showing them all being the dumbest people alive, quote tweeting online gotchas - they’re enticing dopamine hits. They DO NOT matter. Vote. Vote like you’re delivering a roundhouse kick. 

What if *I* want a pup cup?

Long live the, err… [checks notes] new flesh

Happy Departure Day!

Based on the trailer, I had absolutely no idea I would openly sob during Whalefall but here we are, just all trying to do our best on earth dot org.

Whale, I am in you

I’m at the Pizza Hut. I’m at the house of leaves. I’m at the combi s n e a v t a i e o l n fo esuoh & tuh azzip

My original final line for this review was “Get fucked.” Sometimes you throw things in you know will get thrown out.

Anyone who tunes into this should be put on a list. And everyone on that list should be trapped inside one of those floating phantom zone saltines.

Get 'em, Z

Can a barrage of anti-trans ads and staged assassination attempts lift the GOP to victory in November? This strategist thinks so.

This was my son’s first Bond movie and he loved it so at least I’ve done one single thing right in my lifelong boo boo shit parade

Does the name Rollo Tomassi mean anything to you?

Started the Crystal Lake screeners and it’s a jump scare for me every time Linda Cardellini is referred to as the old white woman.

Best known for a Netflix miniseries that premieres tomorrow?

New poster for Mike Flanagan's CARRIE. Streaming October 7 on Prime Video.

When the person you’re interviewing is drinking a delicious iced coffee beverage and not the free tap water you were going to offer them