The Meme Thief

Thinking

SHE MADE A HALLOWEEN VERSION????????? also YAYYY

twitter users will say stuff like "i made this account before elon went crazy"

I hate unloading trucks I hate unloading trucks I hate unloading trucks I hate unloading trucks I hate unloading trucks I hate unloading trucks I hate unloading trucks I hate unloading trucks I hate unloading trucks I hate

Heiress to Mustard Fortune

Make it stop. Victor pay your taxes.

White House Staff Heartbroken By Sight Of Weak Trump Struggling To Yell Racial Slurs At TV https://theonion.com/white-house-staff-heartbroken-by-sight-of-weak-trump-st-1845298690/

[Jigsaw Voice] hello. I'd like to play a game. In front of you is a cart. Figure out how many times you can hit it at work before your boss notices you're high. Good luck, your job is on the line..

my tits are great and you should look at them imo

Tips For Reducing Sodium Intake https://theonion.com/tips-for-reducing-sodium-intake/

just a couple of critters hangin out

#hangtimsweeneybyhisballsack

This is hilarious. I love that this exists. lol youtu.be/faBrzVHm7ow?...

My living room of I could still cum or something.

i have been drawing some crazy stuff /positive

This is my ideal partner, it's pretty simple. Just be obedient and I'll give you lots of love! Could be a GF too, this is just what I found lol.

Restaurant Staff Has Fun After-Work Ritual Where They Enable Each Other’s Alcoholism https://theonion.com/restaurant-staff-has-fun-after-work-ritual-where-they-e-1851265161/

Cis people would rather get in the robot than go to therapy