Golden Öyster Cult

5 ÷ 11 = 0.45 Scaramucci’s

Rob Zombie makes movies for people who think crystal meth is too bougie

There are like six different actors from Battlestar Galactica in the Carrie miniseries and I can’t decide if it’s because a) Mike Flanagan must be a huge BSG fan or b) there are only like a dozen actors in Canada.

I think we as Americans can ALL agree that we prefer our public executions to be done extrajudicially by an emotionally stunted coward with a badge.

YOU MEAN THE US BET THE ENTIRE ECONOMY ON MAGIC BEANS.

People who smoke cigarettes right outside the sliding emergency room doors should be clubbed to death. I’m sorry if you have limited mobility and a smoking addiction but if you can ambulate to outside the hospital doors you can ambulate further down the fucking sidewalk too, you cunt.

The road to fascism is paved by liberals telling you “you’re overreacting.”

It’s a shame Robert Shaw never got to play a Star Trek villain. He would have been incredible.

The media hounding Jason Arday until his suicide is nothing but lynching by proxy.

This place is dead and it makes me sad. What a squandered opportunity.

I can’t wait until the first ICE agent wearing electric gloves accidentally scratches their balls and has a heart attack

If I have rats in my house and I hire an exterminator and all the exterminator does all day is tweet about how rats arent helping the affordability crisis then you’re goddamn right I’ll have more heat for the exterminator. I EXPECT the rats to be rats.

just inarguably true prospect.org/2026/08/17/a...

Pleasant Dreams is the Ramones’ best album and I will broker no argument otherwise. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Morrissey is a scam by Live Nation to just earn interest on your money as they temporarily hold it between booking and cancellation/refund.

Eddie Vedder once said that Good Charlotte’s music tastes like a popsicle that’s been stuck up someone’s ass. He was being too kind.

Just in time

starting an Abbott and Costello inspired conspiracy theory that actually it was a guy named "Who" that shot JFK

Blandace Owens

Me watching The Expanse: “Well that’s just a bullshit way to write off a character what the fuck!?” Me reading the internet about it: “Oh…. Fuck”

Oh man, I had a two poppy seed bagels yesterday and forgot what happens when you eat poppy seed bagels I thought I’d been attacked by nano machines

I’d this site dead?

George Lucas never made a good movie on purpose. Time has shown that studio interference and limited budgets tempered his worst instincts.

I don’t think there has ever been a worse recasting in history than in The Expanse recasting Chrisjen’s husband from Brian George to whoever the fuck this guy is.

Hunt for the Wilderpeople

Rest in Peace Sam Neill If you haven’t, see Taika Waititi’s Hunt for the Wilderpeople. It’s such a beautiful movie. He will make you cry. I’m crying now… didn’t think I would but I am…

My deepest prayers to Reinhard Heydrich’s family, friends, and all those who loved him. Though we did not see eye to eye politically, Reinhard was an effective Obergruppenführer. Also, just a charming and funny man who cared deeply about the people of Germany.

Not a great week for politicians named Graham who were harboring secrets.

Nevertheless, he desisted. Is what I will say when it happens.

You know what I never realized as a kid? Yogi Bear fucks.

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My health insurance is more than doubling. More than doubling. The wrong people are dying.

Just started watching The Expanse. Three episodes in and there’s already Space Mormons, but like… literally

Me watching a show: “Huh, this character actor usually plays a villain or at least a jerk; it’s so nice to see them play a nice guy for a change.” Me two episodes later: “Well I don’t know why I thought there wouldn’t be a plot twist.”

Red Delicious are the John Mellencamp of apples

Taylor Sheridan shows are just Boomer Benzos

The Spurs are weeks away from being able to produce a nuclear weapon

I don’t know what these paramedics are bitching about. If the IDF had let them rescue the reporter, they’d have been bombed by the IDF too, and then the second ambulance that came to rescue THEM. Frankly they saved their lives. So ungrateful.

Generals gathered in their masses Just like witches at black masses I can’t stop rhyming masses with masses I think my brain might have masses

……Jesus tapdancing Christ

We can trick him into saying “God’s bussy” I just know it.

I don’t want to hear another word from Harris, Buttigieg, Newsom, or any other of these liberal freaks who are addicted to trying to appeal to the “legitimate concerns” of kind of idiots who would never vote for them in the first place. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...?

Brian Thompson killed way more people than Osama bin Laden. Mangione is a bigger hero than SEAL Team Six. Allegedly.

Hot take: Bruce Campbell’s best role is Sam Axe

Before you get a tortoise, please understand that they are the HORNIEST animals ever, and will raze heaven and earth just LOOKING for things to hump that are even VAGUELY shaped like a tortoise. It never stops. They do not tire. They will not rest. They’re like The Terminator of fuckin’.