theonlychris.bsky.social

There are a lot of people who think their parents got their brains destroyed by Fox News, but somehow they’re not getting their brains destroyed by staying on Twitter.

@vfa-expert.bsky.social How many bags of popcorn does the “Minions & Monsters” (🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿) in-universe movie get?

We now turn to you, Byron Allen. Be wise with us, good sir. You are now our conscience and our voice. One guest might hate LA freeway traffic, another will opine that TV commercials are annoying, but don’t hold back on exposing us to these hard truths. We are counting on you to heal our nation.

Time to figure out how many branches of government Canada has.

Challenge for those who claim the stripper is only hanging out with me for the money: Explain how friendship works.

These are our oracles now? I wouldn’t trust them to pick a graphics card.

This is now a Seahawks fan account

Partner: Do you love me? Me: Does Pran Dollar World carry Gibbles?

Found the White Lotus dialect coach

Good riddance

CRUD and AI

Based on the music, this goose is in high school, and invented a toothbrush that has revolutionized a $3B industry.

“I can also act as your producer…” Great, AI can have diarrhea now. @yourkickstartersucks.com

Wooden lamp

I completed 7 Advent days using Deno to see what the fuss was about, and score some stickers. I like that it's "batteries included" and opinionated about formatting. That's one of the things I missed from working daily in golang. github.com/hashtagchris... #AdventOfCode #aoc-2024-in-deno

I've completed "Red-Nosed Reports" - Day 2 - Advent of Code 2024 #AdventOfCode #aoc-2024-in-deno adventofcode.com/2024/day/2

I just completed "Historian Hysteria" - Day 1 - Advent of Code 2024 #AdventOfCode adventofcode.com/2024/day/1