The Fyrd 📎

Funeral time again 🫥

Bleak out...

No, I'm Spartacus!

RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period

@un-ness-assary.bsky.social Look what I've got...

Wondering if it's too late in the day to experiment with making paneer shashlick sauce

The usual miscreants

Iron infusions start Monday...

Ruin a song by adding “In My Pants” to the title. There Was An Old Woman In My Pants - Traditional

Ruin a song by adding “In My Pants” to the title. Going For The One In My Pants - Yes

Ruin a song by adding “In My Pants” to the title. Swing, swing In My Pants - All-American Rejects

This afternoons viewing The Wind That Shakes The Barley

The perfect gift to send Danny Thomas this Christmas and let him know ow you care

Bollocks. I've been forgetting to take the tablets that work on my encephalopathy to improve my memory for over a week now. Oops.

Chipses and eggses for tea

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Make a war film more commercial: The Heroes of Telemarketing

Git wins his own challenge

@blackpandacult.bsky.social Anything to say about this?

Andy Burnham is right to say that the majority of Brits want closer ties with Europe. You know what most Brits also want? EU membership.

It'll be jazz next

Off we go...

Gagging for a cup of tea and maybe toast with red pesto Gastroscopy at 1:30 so no food or drink till this evening Bugger

Off to the quacks...

Mrs F has a fracture so no Jonathan Pie for us tonight

Just been blocked after posting my good news. Didn't know i was so unpopular