Six is a sentient basket.

Putting a little lime and garlic on my skin because I care.

“Human decisions are removed from strategic defense.” Ha…ha. Oof

Plopping like a big poop from the roof onto the elevator floor has to feel pretty great.

Warning people about breaking your fingers twirl cocking the shotgun was the Aragorn broke his toe licking that helmet of its day.

Remember.

I can only assume that Skynet uses human skulls like driveway rocks.

Men would rather put on Terminator 2: Judgement Day than go to therapy.

There are dozens of us. Dozens!

Finding some asshole’s crypto wallet in the trash is acceptable you’re in a hurry, fate.

So fucking help me if I see one more slop age about how something wasn't scripted or how an actor improvised their movements.

I'm going to submerge my beard in oils and balms.

Forgot I put my hair up with a chopstick to get it out of the way for a moment because I couldn't find a hairtie and oh nelly, that's a look.

Wearing black sweats because my dick is in mourning.

I need to play something with a story and I’m thinking about Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous because it’ll let me be a werewolf.

i don't give a rat's ass what matt yglesias has to say

“Order owl pellets online.” I’m not sure how you found me, random ad, but well done.

It’s gotta be so fun to respond to ever banal statement with cryptic shit. Maximum main character energy.

Puppy! So many good dogs in Terminator.

Rewatching Terminator because why not.

Moon to us all.

My eyes should glow an ominous color.

Who in their right mind? [Intimacy unhinged, unpaddocked me] by Diane Seuss #Voice by me.

You're looking very submissive and cornbreadable. (Who wants fresh cornbread?)

This hand cream doesn't taste like Caribbean mango or lime at all.

I'm hydrating you. I'm hydrating the fuck out of you.

My hands are waterproof now.

Climbing things with an acrophobic is an amazing experience, highly recommend it.

I’m climbing a balcony with a caulking gun today. I’m going to be insufferable.

Halloween yearning ass dreams.

Another night another licking the silver off the silverware.

I don't trust people without pets and people say "But you don't have pets" and I don't trust myself, I've said that repeatedly.

hi I'm an ai explainer youtube channel. I put out 20 hours of content a week because I stole all of my material from the people who put in the work.

Are you in the right headspace to receive information that could possibly hurt you? (I'm asking permission to loredrop about my my most recent hyperfixation fictional world)

Out of the corner of my eye I think I saw an ad suggesting Hooters is now a family restaurant? Do I have that right?

Has science gone TOO FAR?

I don’t want to promote myself, I’m unranked.

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I don’t have context for this post yet but I want to wear a hard hat and ask about stars.

I was asked for this. Now I ask in return... #Voice by me. NSFW.

They're making a Fallout reality show with competitors in Vaults? We really are the most media illiterate fucking society.

Dad with a baby strapped to his chest and a Burmese looking Lassie trotting at his side checking on them both between breaks to sniff everything.

SW friends, OnlyFans and Fansly profile links should work now! Refresh or force-quit and reopen your app a couple times so you get the update