Peter

Peter

@thestonecoldnuts.bsky.social

Magic the Gathering, Cleveland-biased sports, jokes, and only the good politics.

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Browns kicker misses one earlier in the game so they need a drive at the end. They get the drive, line up a field goal, but the defensive team jumps offsides. They get one 5 yards closer and kick it to win by 3. Am I describing the game from today or last Sunday?

IMMA FIRIN' MAH LASER BWWAAAAHHH

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Lights are reflected off a bulletproof screen as President Trump speaks during a campaign rally in Greenville, North Carolina. More photos of the week: reut.rs/4yGkBNh 📷 Evan Vucci

Wow, no jackass east coast fan reached into play to grab the foul ball final out. Just a bunch of nice midwesterners said "Ope" and let Steven Kwan do his business. Our culture is superior.

Can My Favorite Baseball Team Play For Three Hours When I Am Not At Work Or Need To Be Asleep Challenge

Tim Stebbins@timstebbins.bsky.social

Guardians-Rays ALCS Game 3 is being moved to a 1 pm ET first pitch on Thursday due to rainy forecast.

Alright, I will say it. The Cubs beating the Guardians in 2016 clearly opened the gate to the Upside Down. Do we think the Guardians reverse sweeping the White Sox (from the south side of Chicago, the Upside Down of the standings) may have closed it? Do the Guardians need to win the World Series?

There's just too much Mirror Universe symmetry to ignore here. Travis Bazzana's toilets flush backwards. Donald Trump has non-consecutive terms. The Pope is involved.

The Guardians changed their name in Nov 2021. Five years after the World Series loss, five years ago. I believe this is the final key. They go woke 5 years in and 5 years later woke reigns triumphant.

I will never understand how people call for a manager's head when a dude comes up and chokes like that. Did you want the manager to tell him to not give up free runs? We won the division 3 times in a row chilllll

It's so weird how God only talks to people having medical events but I will not question His Ways.

Hemant Mehta@friendlyatheist.com

Gabe Poirot says he spent 18 days in Heaven and met a Jesus who was six feet tall, made of fire, and overflowing with testosterone. Fox treated this as news. There's no evidence of this. Just a deeply manipulative story and a book to promote. www.friendlyatheist.com/p/a-christia...