Timberwoof Lupindo

Timberwoof Lupindo

@thetimberwoof.bsky.social

BuTrain Chief of Staff, Royal Manticoran Navy Starship Captain, Wolfheim Star Navy Galactic Hero, Rescuer of Kittens. Sci Fi writer: Swashbuckling Anthropomorphic Wolf Space Cadets

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I think I understand the doors on the USS Enterprise. Low-grade psychics were drafted into Star Fleet to hide in the walls. They would sense the other crew members approaching and say "ShhH!" as they slid the doors open.

When Democrats ask Jack Smith questions, they expect him to give complete answers. When Republicans ask, they demand sound-bite meme answers and interrupt him when he tried to give complete answers. …

The reason he only investigated Republicans for participation in the Jan 6 insurrection is that only Republicans participated in it. If Republicans are mad at him for not investigating Democrats, then they should present evidence of Democratic participation in the Jan 6 insurrection.

"You don't turn the Titanic around overnight." "Vote for the people who have solutions to lower the cost of gas; don't vote for the people who caused the problem to begin with." Truer words have never been spoken, even by J. D. Vance.

After WWII when Germany needed experienced officers to lead the new military, their only choice was officers who had served in WWII. They asked the candidates what they thought of Operation Valkyrie. The candidates who said they were traitors were dismissed. The US could learn a lesson from that.

US news reporting of the civil unrest in France is sparse because they don't want to inspire Americans. Burning down a lovely historic city hall because you're mad at the government is outrageous. There are better ways to get your message across. Don't accuse me of tone trolling.

At last executives have found a way to streamline the committee process of writing meandering, repetitive, rambling, and redundant documents. They give the task to Claude or ChatGPT and, without the tedium of review, publish it.

Trump drives up inflation. SSI benefits increase with the official inflation number. Retirees get bigger SSI payments. The SSI trust fund gets depleted sooner. Republicans call it a Ponzi scheme that needs to be privatized. See how that works?

Are you humans okay? I'm a timber woof. (I earned the name after woofing my breakfast over the side of a sailing ship. It's a long story.) I like forests. Don't you like forests? How can you allow your leader to do this?

No federal judge should ever trust any administration promise again. If they're willing to lie about not cutting down trees, then they're wiling to lie about anything. When will these federal judges actually put people in jail on contempt charges?

When you buy real estate, you should get a land survey and a map of the access roads. If it has no access roads, that's a you problem, not a government problem. This jerk wants to turn a national park into his private driveway. If the road is built, will we get do drive on that road to his house?

Scott Dworkin@dworkin.bsky.social

Yosemite has been protected since 1890. A Trump donor bought the ranch next door for $4 million and wants a private road through the park. Tell Congress the answer is no: actionnetwork.org/letters/tell...

Fucking #Telegram. I asked the thing how to turn off AI features and ads. It said that I have to ask my question in English. If they go on hawking AI crap, I'll delete my account over there.

It would be a cyber-crime if someone aimed a DDOS against the service that streamed the military execution. Not only would it be a crime which I would have no way of reporting because I wouldn't know how to track that down, it would hurt some important people's feelings.

The US needs to get rid of the policy* that a sitting president is immune from indictment or prosecution for crimes committed while in office. * Policy apparently has a higher priority than the Constitution; ask any cop who wants your ID. Change that, too.

The excuse that a president must not be distracted from running the country has just been falsified: A president who commits crimes while in office must immediately be distracted from ruining the country. Crimes committed by the country's leaders cannot benefit the country. They are crimes.

If men voluntarily lock themselves into chastity belts for Locktober just for the fun of it, then it could not be considered cruel and unusual punishment to do the same with sexual predators.

Are you humans okay? You write things like, "If your device won't boot past the logo, then use the menu system to reset it to factory defaults or update the firmware." Neither action is possible, so why suggest it?