theweeman7.bsky.social

theweeman7.bsky.social

@theweeman7.bsky.social

Macclesfield, via Glasgow. Old team.

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Well, the company I work for had the administrators in to lock the doors this afternoon. No money for wages this month and staff will be creditors in the liquidation. CEO is MIA. Magic. If anybody needs a finance Compliance Manager in Manchester and surrounding, or remote, I'm available.

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Hello! It doesn’t cost anything to repost but it helps me spread the word about my small business. My online shop is full of bold & colourful prints, homewares and cards. I’m also available for freelance design work and art licensing. gailmyerscough.co.uk

Rarely, I'm in the house myself and I fancied a takeaway, but when did a takeaway for one become the best part of £20? I've got steak bakes in the freezer, Macc Flames/Harlequin/Balti Kitchen/Shanghai Memories. Fuck you.

See these young darts players, they take phones off fans on the walk-on and take a perfect selfie with them in less than a second. I'd be bent over going "Whit button do I press, weeman? Naw, wait a minute, I've taken a picture of the ceiling"

I make sandwiches in the evening and always have pork pies, scotch eggs and cocktail sausages in the fridge incase I wake up hungry in the night and want a party tea. I dont even smoke weed. Night.

I made a chilli last night, replacing kidney beans with mushrooms because kidney beans serve no purpose. I also like to have it mixed with macaroni in what I call a 'spicy bolognese pasta', with garlic bread on the side. Thanks for reading.

"He's got a low centre of gravity" - footballers aren't fruit machines, commentator. Se also "incredible hang time" - footballers can't defy gravity either. Next episode I'll be discussing "pass it back to where it came from" which would not end up in the goal, but back to the player who passed it.

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Facebook memories has reminded me of the dual purpose item I spotted in Aldi a couple of years back A kitchen utensil and a Glaswegian insult

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FITNESS TRAINER: Before we get into the actual workout, I saw dates of birth on you fellas, and it sounds to me like the candles are starting to cost a little bit more than the cake.