Tom Gardiner

If anyone needs me, I'll be on the floor in a corner with a large fork and a small towel. Stay back.

Film you've watched more than 6 times, with a gif. Hard Mode: No Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.

I feel this all the time

yep

Underappreciated and misunderstood

I was excited about the return of McDonald's fried apple pies until I read the nutrition label. This oughtta hold me for several months.

The White House announced that Trump will attend the World Cup final which will ensure a historic double loss for both teams and all other attendees

Anyone up for homemade fartwaffles? Open a window and grab a plate.

Some people are never satisfied

Name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you. (I'm nowhere near positive, but it's a contender)

OH MY GODS I LOVE HIM!

At the Reflecting Pool, and guys, this doesn't look right

I think we can all relate

Follow me for more exercise hacks

"I think about you when I'm not even thinking." Beautiful.

😂👇😜

Merge two movies: 12 Angry Men in Black

Woke up, made biscuits, ate biscuits, took nap. Life is good.

Y'all I have been waiting...holding my breath to be able to tell you this. I am working with some very talented people on a new project. I will be doing the art and have been asked to head the writing on the manuscript! This is a local Indie film@ @pfistermedia.bsky.social

Please respect my decision

Silly mermaid

Same tbh

Took me longer than I'd like to admit

I believe "normal" is the word you're looking for

It's not as funny when you know that "fruit" is a scientific term, while "vegetable" isn't.

I think we're all way too familiar with this

Maybe it stands for "Exhibitionist Traveler" you don't know

#superheroproblems

Marlene cooked with this one.

I don't have a bird feeder. I'm staring down random squirrels.

FWIW, I really have no idea WIW

Alternate film endings

You might have to squint to see this one

The power of punctuation

One of history's mysteries.

That's living history right there

I knew something felt odd about Spring

#lifehack

New health plan seems sketchy