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Why yes, we *will* be blaming everything negative that happens in the next four years on the Tangerine Terror, just like the braindead MAGAts tried to blame every little thing on Joe.

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i am inviting anyone from a legacy media organization to explain to me why the house judiciary dems report on trump’s epstein’s ties and multiple allegations of rape isn’t worthy of extensively reporting on. i’m serious. i want to understand.

Make a movie dirty. Swalloween The Gooners Tucker: The Man and His Cream Forrest Hump Come Alone

Solutions to all the world's problems #cartoon

Elon Musk is a far left socialist #comic

APPARENTLY, she didn't realize this would be turned into a soundbite.

El-Sayed: This is like the 3rd campaign stop where Donald Trump can't help but mention somebody's ass. When I get to DC, I'm just gonna make sure that I never let him see mine…

Every. Damn. Day.

ive talked on how i wont engage with writers who use ai, i wont eat at a restaurant with an ai menu, i wont have anything to do with it. but what this post illustrates is regardless of how OTHERS react, ultimately the worst part about using ai is that you are punishing YOURSELF and dont even know it

“You’re a bunch of rubes! How are you not getting this? I’m admitting everything right to you and you’re laughing and clapping”

I feel like the most consequential election of our lifetimes was in 2016, and everything since has been an attempt to put the toothpaste back in the tube

So, if my nephew gave Obama five, does that mean my Obama number is 2? youtu.be/9QL6HZUYGGI?...

Does anyone else out there get throat freeze instead of brain freeze? I freaking hate it.

Clay kills it again.

“The billionaires… the billionaires…”

The Exxon ad Exxon doesn't want you to see. New from Adam McKay @ghostpanther.bsky.social and voiced by Woody Harrelson.

Wow! Make Amy Acton governor. “I am making a promise to Ohioans...that no one in my state will ever, ever be invisible to me."

And next you'll be telling us water is wet. We all knew.

"Roadkill is very inexpensive. You can find it everywhere."

El-Sayed: "We had a little debate. Or I had a debate and he just pointed at me and said, 'He's Muslim.'"

Dear "Secretary of War" Hegseth, Please leave the overly obvious, easy metaphors to the political cartoonists. Sincerely, -Mark wapo.st/3WF2YQo

A man comfortable with his masculinity and nothing to prove to others is a true gentleman. Arm Wrestler: Leonidas Arkona IG: @ corybooker www.instagram.com/corybooker?r...

Honestly, I'm surprised BioWare lasted this long. EA has always been where good game studios go to die. Still, this sucks ass.

If you can't pronounce it, it shouldn't be allowed to be stored within city limits.

“If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at who he gives it to.” - Dorothy Parker

Vivek's campaign has gone so low, they've resurfaced in Australia. They can keep him.

At $1800, it better come in a fucking arcade cabinet.

Canadian cartoonists have a killer sense of humor . . . LOL

A man shows up at his coworker’s funeral. He approaches the widow and asks, “May I say a word?” She replies, “That would be wonderful.” He leans over and whispers into her ear, “plethora.” She smiles and, hugging him gently, says, “Thank you; that means a lot.”

Oh my!

Somebody’s watchin’! youtu.be/QrP5CRIWctI?...

I hope Elon uses better glue for the new Roadster than he did for the Cybertruck.

Markwayne is a dumb* as shit dumpster fire. *with a B

I believe Amy Acton.

Post-bath blow dry + a little sunlight magic. 🌈🐾✨ #dogs #dogsky #dogsofbluesky #cosmoflufftales

Drop some GHOSTS or SPIRITS 👻🖤🥃

passenger wearing a shirt that read “Israel Kills Children” was asked by the captain to change into a different shirt because it made his Israeli co-pilots uncomfortable. Offended by everything, ashamed of nothing.

Ahh, the different sounds of a dog….