The "New" Award-Winning Thrustcast

The "New" Award-Winning Thrustcast

@thrustcast.com

Robb & Cochran attempt to wrestle back control of The Award-Winning Thrustcast, their formerly culture-dominating and internet-crushing podcast that mysteriously went off the air several years ago. thrustcast.com @robbwitmer.info

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The "New" Award-Winning Thrustcast reposted

Very excited to be a part of this. Unless anyone asks, in which case I was never a part of this.

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Robb Witmer@robbwitmer.info

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Robb Witmer@robbwitmer.info

I’m turning my Theory of Being Stupid into an educational series called Being Stupid University that teaches you how to use the Power of Being Stupid to achieve your goals & conquer your dreams. it’s 100% a scam, but that only makes it an even Stupider decision to join, which increases its value 5x

We're very excited for this next chapter of the Award-Winning Thrustcast and honored to be working with Being Stupid™ University, the leading institution in the Education-Adjacent Alterna-Infotainment space, to bring back the Award-Winning Thrustcast.

By disrupting the Learning-Industrial Complex and changing the way we use Being Stupid™ to our advantage, Being Stupid™ University uses the patented and proprietary Being Stupid™ Opportunity System to maximize their students' success-potential outcome range.

A lot of people want to point out that as part of the deal we're also getting a 49% stake in the company, which is true. But we also believe in the product and the amazing things it does to/for you. Stay tuned for more updates!!

This whole undertaking — investigating the rogue producer, recovering the Lost Tapes from the Thrustcast Archives, relaunching the podcast to its former glory — is going to take a lot of resources. Especially until the International Podcast Oscars step in to help, which we expect they will.

We of course have plenty of resources of our own, since the podcast was and remains extremely successful, even without new episodes going out. But we'd rather have somebody else pay for it all. It's just easier that way. And cheaper.

In order to relaunch the show, we're partnering with a new presenting sponsor: Being Stupid™ University, a new online program revolutionizing the idea of performance by maximizing the Stupid™ already inside you. It wouldn't be possible without them. At least until the I.P.O.'s admit they're wrong.

Not only are we calling on the International Podcast Oscars to allow us to keep our awards, we are calling on them to aid in our investigation of how the original Award-Winning Thrustcast went off the air. The situation was completely out of our hands, and ultimately we had nothing to do with it.

We have been in contact with legal representation, law enforcement agencies, professional gamblers, and faith healers to explore all options we have going forward. The I.P.O.'s can no longer be allowed to act as an elite criminal cabal with unchecked power over the world's podcasts. No more.

Our last producer, who we never met, made the decision to stop releasing episodes years ago, for reasons that remain unclear. Our investigation includes finding out who our producer was, and why they bamboozled us. We also intend to find every last second of unreleased Podcast we ever recorded.

We will stop at nothing to get to the bottom of this mystery, and it's now our life's work. Or at least whatever part of our lives the podcast was already. It's a process that we expect could take months, years, or decades, and expect the I.P.O. to help any way they can. WE WILL FIND THE TAPES!!

We WILL be appealing this decision. There is no other option. This decision is only tarnishing the reputation of the International Podcast Oscars, not the Award-Winning Thrustcast. Our status in the world of Podcasting is set in stone, forever one of The Greats. Everybody, even our haters, agree.

We've just been informed that the International Podcast Oscars are rescinding our many awards, claiming that we are no longer an "ongoing podcast," whatever that means. Needless to say, this is an outrage. These awards are won, and ours forever, and we have no intention of giving them back.

Future awards from the I.P.O.'s will never have any meaning if the organization (corrupt to its core) can just take it back at the whims of the maniacs who serve on its board. This can't be allowed to happen. If they can come after us, one of the most powerful Podcasts in history, who will be next?

We made the I.P.O.'s what they are. Before they started giving us Awards, they were nobody, a nothing group of award-givers with no podcasts to give them to. Nobody knew or cared who or what the I.P.O.'s were before us. Now they're going to take their awards back? From our cold, dead microphones.

We've just been informed that the International Podcast Oscars are rescinding our many awards, claiming that we are no longer an "ongoing podcast," whatever that means. Needless to say, this is an outrage. These awards are won, and ours forever, and we have no intention of giving them back.

It's not our fault that our episodes weren't being released. We were recording episodes THE WHOLE TIME. The only thing we're guilty of is not having any control over, or knowledge of, the day-to-day operations of the Award-winning Podcast with our names on it. The I.P.O.'s say that it IS our fault

We have been in contact with legal representation, law enforcement agencies, professional gamblers, and faith healers to explore all options we have going forward. The I.P.O.'s can no longer be allowed to act as an elite criminal cabal with unchecked power over the world's podcasts. No more.

The "New" Award-Winning Thrustcast reposted

This is a scandal and, quite frankly, a disgrace to our nation. I’m calling for a complete and total shutdown of all podcasts until we figure out what the hell is going on.

It's recently come to our attention that new episodes of The Award-Winning Thrustcast have not been released for several years. This was done without our knowledge, and in fact, we have been recording episodes on a regular schedule since 2015.

It's recently come to our attention that new episodes of The Award-Winning Thrustcast have not been released for several years. This was done without our knowledge, and in fact, we have been recording episodes on a regular schedule since 2015.

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It's recently come to our attention that new episodes of The Award-Winning Thrustcast have not been released for several years. This was done without our knowledge, and in fact, we have been recording episodes on a regular schedule since 2015.

The evidence suggests that a rogue producer is to blame, as well as our hand-off approach to production and publication of the podcast. The details remain hazy, and we may never know the full story. As of now, we're doing everything in our power to one day bring the show back to full strength.

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