Robb Witmer

We are in the Singularity. This is the moment

Very excited to be a part of this. Unless anyone asks, in which case I was never a part of this.

Not telling anyone how to do their jobs but, if I had a trillion dollars my car would be able to dunk a basketball

As soon as the cool thing to say in country club cigar rooms is "we're cutting back our Ai spend" this shit is over in two weeks

BE MORE AMISH

Surely we can find a middle ground between reality and your psychotic delusions

they should make a type of Ai that works good and does stuff right

We’re putting pictures in the slop bucket. You hogs happy yet?

babe wake up a new “I am Reek” just dropped

TV on the Radio? You mean David Hasselhoff’s music career?

I guess since Automating the Entire Economy turned out to be a dud, we’ll just move on to plan B: selling pants

"Thanks to this new invention, called a 'telephone,' making a doctor's appointment will be as easy as..." "The internet is changing how we interact with the world. Now, scheduling a doctor's appointment is as easy as logging on..." "Our new chatbot, which definitely works like it's supposed to..."

I know it sounds crazy but what if money laundering was an illegal crime that people got punished for

I can think of a few things that would clear up that uncertainty

canceling my subscription to Pert+

the Monkees rule actually

Oh you use Ai for search? Internet search? The problem we solved three decades ago? The task at which I have a nearly 100% lifetime success rate? Please, tell me more

Not only have I never heard this song, I didn’t know “Billboard music charts” were still a thing

DOCTOR: You’ll love it, always a great show. Except you can’t take that iced coffee into the theater with you, the clown doesn’t allow that. ME: But Doctor… I am Pagliacci.

Starting to think maybe this software doesn't work good

Monitoring this situation until further notice