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"uh, not ours, though"

So now that they're dropping slurs, how long before trump drops the n word?

It's real, and happens, and we are so desperate for proof we're going to put out a million dollar bounty for someone to find the evidence we haven't.

This argument goes unquestioned by his followers because they have the cognitive skills of a preschooler, and can't answer the same question without grok. "ChatCBT, what's a snake?"

And where’s all the talk and outrage for this woman? Kendall was raped and a university found her rapist guilty, but he’s still playing sports because we know how people are about sports. Tbh, it’s one reason I don’t like them. Being an athletic man often means you aren’t held accountable because

The thing is, he's going to wind up being a big name for Republicans going forward after all this, because he's loud and shouts with enthusiasm. It's a Wrestling Promo, it means absolutely nothing, it's just "Tuesday, November 3rd, it's gonna be you and me at the ballot box, and I'm gonna stuff ya!"

I don't believe in the existence of femboy clowns. The only thing that will convince me is pics of femboy clowns. Pics and videos of femboys, being clowns. Clownish little twinks and chubby little guys, all dolled up as clowns. Doesn't exist, I say. Prove me wrong, if you can. #provemewrong

*using ouija board* : how come all you ghosts are literate and speak English? *Planchette moves*: u...h.... Q....u.....e....?

Y'all think vampires that date humans hop in a really hot bathtub for an hour or so before sex to warm up their junk for their partner?

I can't trust the Anglo British, any melinated brits, do stinging nettles actually hurt, or is it just like how us white people react to the mildest spice

Three days. Once as a door-to-door salesman, quit after one sale bc of guilt. Terminated the sale, first. Once as a dishwasher at a college campus food hall. The management was the absolute worst I'd had in my life, out of 10 jobs across multiple industries.

Huh, so why not the health department? Are they going to be making poisons, gasses, and bioengineering viruses? Because every time they accuse someone of shit, they end up doing it themselves, is all I'm saying.

So, we hear a lot about how Donald is terrified of dementia, because of what happened to his dad. The difference between him and his dad, however, is his dad was smart enough not to make himself the center of attention for the entire planet so everyone could watch his decline.

Notice trump only fires women?

If that happened anywhere, Fox news would have had the parents on every single night. Newsmax would have given the parents a show. We would know if kids weren't coming home from school for days. His followers are so fucking stupid

Whether he invites her or not. "How did you fit through that air duct? It's only 2 inches wide!" "It's easy when you just rearrange your bones, sir!" "Who said bone spurs!?"

That second line is the same thing my spouse puts in their "looking for" on taimi.

Looking like a temu version of Kurtwood Smith. Looking like Red Foreskin.

The most clearly she's spoken is at the end, when she sounds like she's getting angry and confrontational.

Someone sit down with a laptop, and show Republicans "gang banger" doesn't mean "member of a criminal organization."

some deranged lunatic is going to storm an elementary school with an ar15 looking for the schools surgical center and the media is going to pretend we have no idea where they got that idea from

Standing like a five year old looking at the ice cream flavors behind the glass.

I feel bad for people in the horror movie poster industry because no one will ever do anything better than Stephen Gamell's Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark covers.

You know, you could pass a law that gives everyone healthcare, standard, and the big companies would really dry up. Just saying.

Porn star named Marianna Dick, in her magnum opus, the submissive submarine movie, Maraianna's Trench

You can fool some of the people all the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can't fool all the people all the time. American propaganda: lmao CIA: and for that, there's mass suppression.

Now that the Ellison's own DC Comics, be ready for the joker to try and trans all of Gotham, and Batman to help ice detain immigrants.

"I told them I wanted everything, showed I had more to lose than they do, and they refuse to capitulate. They are so stubborn."

If we taught all kids to learn sign language, and we made it a part of every grade level classes, eventually using it concurrently in other higher grade classes, imagine the benefits to everyone. Communication on airplanes. Across the street. The produce aisle. Talking about plans.

Okay. So here's what I know - I lost my day job. - I hated my day job. - I liked having a lot of money and health insurance. - But a lot of money never made me happier, I just owned more stuff. - I do still need health insurance. - I'm really fucking good at lettering comic books.

You should be asking why Rockstar gets to do this and doesn't run into any issues with payment processors, while the rest of anyone drawing or writing "explicit content" on any platform have so much trouble getting paid

Wow, how did he get my cousin Pete who works down to the Circle K?

Leaked cast list

Alexis, on phone with handler: YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING, YOU SAID THERE WAS NO WAY HE'D STILL BE DIRECTOR THIS LONG, IM NOT PULLING AN ERIKA AND DROPPING HIS CROTCH GOBLINS

Woodwind based Improv group: Bassoonery

Chatbbc, how much cleaning fluid can I drink before I gotta call poison control? I don't like what fock said.

The ven diagram of "people who yell at cashiers and fast food employees for not being smart enough" and "people who don't understand why they have to pay taxes for schools if they don't have kids" is a circle.

I, uh, I can't help but notice you left out the slaver's rebellion or the Nazis on the list of people to go fight. Funny, that.

Listening to a Linkin Park erotic audio: Domme: are you a good boy? Listener: EVERYTHING YOU SAY TO MEEEE BRINGS ME ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGE, AND IM ABOUT TO CUM

Matt Groening drawing run through DLSS 5 ass looking man.

It was so bad, parents will was kids mouths out with soap for saying "Schmitt for brains". "What that kid did was bad, but not that bad! Next time just say shit!"