Sick of everyone being so stupid all the time

Cool cool cool cool cool

After 8pm the only thing on my TikTok fyp is republican memes in video form. I don’t understand why this is.

I was looking forward to the world series but MLB can't do anything right so I gotta listen to Joe Davis and John Smoltz and now it's ruined.

It's so fucking funny to see people be like "conservative is the new punk rock" and it just means you vote for a pastor from Mississippi who doesn't believe in human rights.

The democrat running for Congress in eastern Kentucky is a badass lawyer named Ned and he's been swinging for the fences every chance he gets. I can't wait to vote for him. Show him some love, huh?

The part of the election runup where every day brings videos of Trump getting up in front of some battleground audience in his dumb hat and going "frankly you're terrible people, really disgusting. A bunch of stupid people and their awful kids. [long break for laughter and applause] Ugly as shit,"

The story of a legal aid attorney in a red state is typing out the comment you want to leave on the little fascist state rep's Facebook status and then deleting it because you probably need his little dumb fascist ass to vote the right way so you can keep your job.

In the bedrock of my soul I know he started out thinking the press pool was a literal pool and has been seething with disappointment since he discovered the mistake

Love 2 order car parts from ebay so they take a week to travel 300 miles to my doorstep.

No matter what Nathan Fielder ever does, he made his funniest video 17 years ago.

Gonna wear meta glasses at work all day so people can watch me adjust the margins on my briefs for 30 straight minutes because word decided to spontaneously fuck em all up

Ron Darling talks like Stevie from Malcolm in the Middle.

I wonder if El-Sayed condemns the sisterhood of the traveling pants

I got to make a special motion yesterday to the Kentucky Supreme Court asking to admit my little brother to the practice of law. Proud big brother over here.

(UK football won again, y'all)

My least favorite type of commerical is when the voiceover guy reads a little rhyming poem

Every time I peek back over at the remnants of Twitter I am just gobsmacked by the wretched state of things over there. Jesus Christ.

I thought this was about liberty biberty at first

A Recipe for Success™️

I wish Ronald Acuna would simply kill me with a knife because I'd prefer it to what he's put me through this postseason.

I swear to God this braves team makes me insane.

It's fun to be a braves fan. I enjoy the pain.

I wish John Smoltz would stop trying to teach me shit. I don’t give a shit John. Shut up. Shut up. Shuuuuuut uppppppppp.

Lmao the Yankees suck

My biggest issue with Smoltz isn't that he doesn't do homerism for the braves on a national broadcast. I don't expect that. My biggest issue with Smoltz is that he's a douchebag and his commentating sucks. It's boring, redundant, and stupid. Dude has literally been caught making up stats on air!

Lmao lol

Dodger fans when Freddie Freeman homers

I need Iglesias to give me the only drama-free save of his career right here.

If we had Lane Thomas playing in Acuna's spot in this game we would have gotten every bit as much production. Absolutely pathetic.

So lemme get this straight: A billionaire owner refuses to spend any money in the off-season or at the deadline to make the Atlanta Braves any better and now I gotta be mad/stressed/disappointed?

Been saying this for years

No one has ever hated the braves as much as former brave John Smoltz

BRAVES WIN! GO CRY PHILLIES!!!!

I know the broncos won but I cannot overstate how much Bo Nix Does Not Have It.

Choosin Texas can be as popular as it wants to be, it still sucks.

Justin Verlander faced Julio Franco (born in 1958). Justin Verlander faced Konnor Griffin (born in 2006).

Okay, so I have a plan to get everyone on our side. First, we be absolutely as viscerally unpleasant as possible. Next, we downplay any time we get what we want, say it's the bare minimum and so forth. Finally, if anyone gives up and says we win or apologizes, we belittle them.

It was like unambiguously the most left-wing presidency in American history

they didn’t let America have a pope because they knew he’d be too powerful

Absolutely imbecilic playcalling from the Colts in OT. Just because it’s a child’s game doesn’t mean you have to think about it like a child.