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i'm fulfilling all of 13-year-old jade's wildest dreams
today my therapist was trying to characterize how i experience emotions and identity by evoking creatures from the D&D feywild
this guy is always reaching for the most bizarre metaphors but im along for the ride
arguably the worst part of my job is having to tank any mentions of Grok AI / "Grok Bots" without being visibly annoyed or upset
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we need more willing body horror. still involving a ton of pain, blood, and fear.
i'd love to see someone think "wtf am i doing to myself" while also like grimly accepting that it's necessary
played a few hours of the new Warrior Cats game yesterday and I think the negative feedback is a little disproportionate. it's not a good game. it's just the type of licensed shovelware game you'd expect. it's playable enough.
hey. i understand you turned off replies on your post. but i think you should let me do one. i think i could do it right, you can trust me.
it's crazy how, whenever someone disables replies, they're specifically doubting my ability to write a good enough reply. you know nothing about me.
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home depot checkout guy was ringing me up and asked if i've seen the expanse.
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saturday night plans canceled
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all my games seem boring rn
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no substances
guys wtf is this how the quakers felt literally every night
bored enough to post on bluesky
why does my cat look like she has to tell me some difficult but important news
implementing questionable heuristics at scale and calling it "Machine Intuiting"
the vegan posting will continue until one of you replies with nutritional yeast proof of purchase
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what they don't want to tell you is http:// stands for "hack the the planet"
someday I'm going to get some well deserved RESPECT for coming on here once a week to say something brave and true
it's crazy that huge companies are using vast swathes of land, wasting water, and accelerating climate change just to create slop that's only useful for momentary pleasure
I'm talking about animal agriculture actually but yeah AI is bad too
wait hold on guys I thought you hated nintendo
my favorite genre of posting event is when 2 things that everyone hates a lot are pitted against each other
last night someone accused me of having Oppositional Defiant Disorder while we were playing bloons tower defense
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In general the whole 'make the player feel good' part of game design has been INCREDIBLY overstated by the YT pop-design folks. Now there's a not-insignificant amount of people who think that there's an *objective* form of critique that can be purely gleaned from their knee-jerk emotional responses.
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You may exchange a Dragon Soul for an unforgettable experience in the Riften Ratway.
Joke idea: @tigerstyp.ing
#Skyrim #TheElderScrolls
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No Iβm not gay. Stop asking
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Replying to @besttrousers.bsky.social
So, Iβm realizing that this stance is more controversial than I expected, but I am willing to take it as axiomatic that people exist
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zach cregger and jordan peele are the only people allowed to make horror for awhile ok
DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net First look at young Jason with his machete in the βFRIDAY THE 13THβ prequel series.
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#starfox #starfoxtober - Toss
Is it correct? No.
Is it cool as fuck? Absolutely.
its kinda crazy that you all in other countries don't know about our Super Intelligence that we made in the US.
almost got in the front seat next to the uber driver and played it off like i was just checking he was the right guy. phew!
imagine if i had committed _that_ faux pas
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Ruin a book by adding a word:
Shitty Lord of the Rings
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YOU CAN BUY A GENUINE LIMITED EDITION JERRYTERRY SHIRT WITH MY ART ON IT π
JerryTerry @jerryterry.bsky.social INCREDIBLE OFFERINGS ARE CRYING OUT TO BE CONSUMED.
(at the last minute I wanted to have the middle part of the vid also be from a real vhs, but I just plugged my scart adapter in with the wrong voltage and it set on fire...)
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please let me into your house
i've done something horrible to myself and now i get tired at 11:30 PM and wake up around 7 AM
it's so funny to me that people will complain about others not n95 masking and then eat antibiotic injected meat causing resistant strains of pathogens. i thought you cared about public health like super deeply?
it's so funny to me that people will complain about others not n95 masking and then eat antibiotic injected meat causing resistant strains of pathogens. i thought you cared about public health like super deeply?
some of you on here act so gay
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getting born as a baby and then getting older with time
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Pathetic creature. You should learn to dress youself before venturing out.
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(ran out of brave and controversial things to say) uhhh... the guys who don't know how to do their laundry are trying to tell you what games to buy
I love life and living!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love to have fun
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there was a fedora in the trash can outside of the royal farms today
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jaguar/caiman design for @wzl.moe π―π
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