Tim BooOOooOorga

2025: build! publish! show the world! the future is limitless! 2027: your triple-natted panini press conspired with the fridge to find a route to your emudhra protected bank api

I saw this comment on a Smashing Pumpkins video and I nearly coughed out my false teeth.

am i supposed to remain outraged at mozilla for the privacy theater or are they forgiven because of the meme nostalgia

just realized I've been confusing Ethan Klein with Ezra Klein for weeks and shit makes a lot more sense now

new UPS battery looks exactly like two car batteries taped together which led me to look up where to recycle the old one and sure enough the answer was “Autozone” which reminded me of my favorite meme

babe wake up a new inflation meme dropped

i just can’t imagine being so anti-immigrant some of the most interesting people i know who contribute the most back to society are immigrants any one of us might be an immigrant one day, voluntarily or necessarily i could only hope to be treated better than we’re treating them

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bluesky is literally verifying everyone smh

HUGE: there's a photo from 1997 in which Tom Skerritt does NOT have a mustache

obviously this was a scheme to prevent space shuttle forgeries, like fake towns on maps or missing punctuation on drivers licenses

they doing the best at this emudhra.com/en/press-rel...

claude flat-out refuses to swap his image with dickbutt and i've forgotten how to use photoshop you win this time, Mr. Butt

spending $10M on tokens to invent fartless broccoli

this is exactly why i started a consulting company this year tech debt in enterprise codebases is growing exponentially because they don't know how to utilize ai effectively i'm stoked that someone who is smarter and with better words than me gave it a name

i wrote php on a contract gig 25 years ago and my opinion of it has not changed (derogatory)

my ex wife like

this is why i use plaintext rot13 instead of tls

Old Fatty United States, Census, 1900

before i report it is anyone else having issues with the image alt text editor? it's like any change event moves the cursor to the very end, on both android and web

we fancy af out here in the DenCo

telling my kids this is an Atari 2600

i keep expecting to wake up one morning and see a backrooms character staring back in the mirror

i didn't pay attention as much as i should have in world history class but i distinctly remember arrogant responses from French leaders being received quite poorly at least once before

goodbye longboi o7 we will always remember how you were long and in the sky a lot

penmanship: an evolutionary history

hired for part time weekends at mcdonalds in high school, they immediately put me on 4-10pm shifts weekdays i lasted 2 days

the crabs in a bucket metaphor is strong here despising the people who make the place that you spend much of your time on for free is already a Choice™ but to direct hate at the one company that is actually working to break the paradigm for the benefit of everyone? pure dipshittery

the best and the worst people on bsky reply to official company announcements, there is no in between

i'm old enough to remember when seconds could leap if they wanted to

my dad got a call from someone who must have recorded me saying hello when i answered one of those silent calls i can't figure out what they'd have to gain from replaying one word but i guess it's only a matter of time until they figure the rest out so that's nice

somehow i finally just saw There Will Be Blood last week and let me tell you that Daniel Day-Lewis fella is gonna be a star one day

Meanwhile, at anthropic

sugar gliders are awesome never get one

Backrooms is a great movie if you enjoy muttering what the fuck (complimentary) for 2 hours and believe that chekhov's gun is overrated

the only way to stop #LibertyBiberty is to like and share

while it's not the point, this is an enlightening overview of why no one seems to understand passkeys