TimHens
This is the most bisexual anyone has ever been btw
Trump: "I'm studying his body. I've never studied the body of a man before. It's not my thing. Nothing wrong with it, of course. But it's never been my thing. But I looked at his ass. I said, 'His ass, shit, it's like a pile of muscle.' Then I looked at his legs and I said, 'Man, his feet are big.'"
I once caused a major ruckus at an old traveling job when they insisted I travel by plane to Cleveland from Columbus, and I told the travel bookers that was stupid and I would drive instead.
The way you know Vivek is not fit to rule Ohio is a true Ohioan would drive at least 8 hours before even considering flying
It's telling that they don't let this asshole leave the tarmac of whatever city's airport is unfortunate enough to host him on any given day. He just steps off the plane, vomits uncharismatically into a microphone for an hour, then wheels up to haunt some new airport elsewhere.
JD Vance: "You ask Ken Paxton a simple question and you will get a direct answer" NARRATOR: Paxton has refused to answer Qs about why he won't debate, why he went to England on July 4 w/ his mistress, why he went to Dubai with his mistress, his 15 homes, or how his net worth has increased 7,000%...
I can't stress enough that *Defiance County* (the light blue one in the NW) being even estimated as any shade of blue, at any point in time, is absolutely catastrophic for the GOP.
Ohio U.S. Senate 🏟️ As of Oct. 8, 2026 Total person-linked early votes: 63,471 (+63,471) 1.5% of projected final turnout. Estimated share of linked votes: 🔵 Sherrod Brown: 51.8–59.9% 🔴 Jon Husted: 37.9–46.1% VoteHub currently rates the race as Lean D.
Still awaiting an answer on who the audience is for his rhetorical self-fellation of a book
HUNT: Do you think President Trump has played a role in the increased level of political violence in our society? TILLIS: I think leaders from both sides. I think when Schumer called out Supreme Court justices, its all about one-upmanship. Shame on Chuck Schumer.
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How on earth does someone from Missouri not know that Iowa's sports teams are commonly called the "Hawks" for short? They share a border with you, geek.
🤡 Schmitt beclowns himself 🤡 Schmitt concocted an elaborate conspiracy theory that Smith traveled to Atl for a Hawks game and to collude with Fani Willis, & flashed his "evidence" before accusing Smith of perjury. There's just one problem -- his facts were totally wrong. Here's the whole sequence:
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there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices
“Choosin’ Texas” by Ella Langley officially surpasses “All I Want For Christmas Is You” by Mariah Carey as the longest-running #1 hit in history (23 weeks).
The time period for conversation of this type ended 2 months ago. If you're six weeks away from an election and still talking about hypothetical campaign strategies, you are flailing.
RNC Chair Joe Gruters: "We're gonna put the president front and centers, and we expect that to resonate with the American people"
I think people severely underrate Brooke Rollins' odds of being the actual stupidest person in the clowncar cabinet right now
Brooke Rollins: "Instead of eating less beef as the price continued to rise, Americans began to eat more beef. And even though the price of a pound of ground beef was $6.50, most Americans say, 'I'm good with that. I want this protein for my family.' So they continue to buy."
Why does this asshole continue to pop up as if anyone outside of New England gives a single fuck about him
NEW: Jared Golden's endorsement of Mike Lawler isn't angering all Democrats One House Dem said Lawler isn't "beatable" "I wish we’d spend money against people who 1) can lose and 2) would never cross the aisle," the lawmaker said w/ @kadiagoba.bsky.social www.washingtonsun.com/democrats-fu...
Having to threaten your own supporters into voting for your chosen candidate is definitely a good sign for that candidate
Trump: "We spent more than $2 billion in FEMA funding. You're waiting for some additional funding. I'm gonna get that to you. Now if Michael loses, I'm not sending it." Crowd: *groans*
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His music has hurt the ears of every grocery shopper or wedding attendee in America since 2014 and that doesn't seem to bother him much
Ed Sheeran reportedly told Macklemore that the words “Free Palestine” and the image of the Palestinian flag “hurt” many of the people he spoke with, adding that he doesn’t “take sides.”
This is some weird ass shit, even for them
Trump: "Please right your right hand. I pledge to the greatest president in the history of the United States. That loves us so much he can't even breath. That I will go out with my family, my friends, I'll do it any way - I don't care if I'm registered or not, I'm going to try to cheat like hell..."
I told everyone that this shitbag deserves no sympathy, and I remain vindicated. He is just as gross as his ex son-in-law.
Sen. Bernie Moreno on the allegations that his daughter and grandchild were horrifically abused by US Rep. Max Miller: "This is not a political thing. I don't see this through the lens of politics ... I hope he gets the help he needs."
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