Tim Kelly

For the record, I’m a neutral, and I don’t think he offered at that

Is it halftime or something?

Fuck this guy so much

Still believe with all my heart that they should play a simultaneous series between the Rockies and Angels that you can switch over to during the ads, like chewing on parsley

Is Walker Kessler this good? Are the Warriors just a great matchup for him? Cuz this could not be doing anything more to make the Doncic-Kessler thing look unbelievable

Man, the ‘18 Cubs really tuned me off to baseball so much I missed those playoffs. No memory of anything Steve Pearce did.

Bad pitch choice by Espino to Caminero. He was keyed up for the heater

I would hate hitting against Nick Martinez. I don’t mean he’d be the toughest guy to hit, but at bats against him would just be annoying.

It’s insane that he says this delusional shit daily to people all over the country. Insane

That interview with Garrett Mitchell was an absolute damn delight

2-2 again, 4-4 so far. Dodgers Rays

This is terrifying. I don’t like it.

Let’s go Padres

There is nobody on Earth who believes the Dodgers are unbeatable juggernaut more than John Smoltz. He calls these games like the idea of a Dodgers loss is unfathomable.

2-2 in Round 1, Round 2: Yankees White Sox Brewers Dodgers

Phillies White Sox Yankees Cubs

The Morejon balk looked funny, but I don’t think you can “deceive the runner” in any real way until you come set?

So good

This man is the Antichrist

Impeach

@mikepetriello.bsky.social @tangotiger.com I’ve gotten real interested in crossfire pitchers and am realizing I’d love to see leaderboards of pitchers by how direct they step to home if this is even possible. Can that be done like the batting stance stuff?

OMG Ian Happ

Only 24,209 for Cubs-Cardinals in STL is crazy low. The Cardinals don’t draw?

Fantastic throw from Happ there

This is incredible

A cap makes it impossible for the best-of-the best to be paid their true worth

Towns swinging his body around trying to sell contact is super risky when he’s got 3 fouls already

I’m learning that I hate listening to Richard Jefferson call a game

This is a big call. If they give Towns his 2nd this early it could have a big impact

Pete Alonso's body operates at such an intense level of goofiness. Just standing there seems unnatural. Absolute platypus levels of "this thing should not exist"

Colin Rea just threw the meatballiest meatball I’ve ever seen to Tovar. Backup slider middle-middle on 2-0

Knicks basically are making every jump shot they take

Spurs made Shai’s life miserable most of that series. Don’t see how Brunson is going to do it

This is so cool

Jesus, it’s almost hard to remember

Alex Caruso needs to play as many minutes as his body will let him in Game 7