Tim O’Donnell

JD will say anything to try to stay alive politically, he doesn’t get he’s already as dead as everybody in that shitty Bruce Willis movie. FDT

Hey Kaitlin - CNN’s gonna fire you anyway once Piggy’s billionaire MAGAt takes over, don’t put their psychotic cunts like Moreno on. Quit.

Trump waiting for tonight's special, unannounced UFC cage match in honor of his birthday between naked teenaged girls.

Great night to cancel my Paramount +. Join me, FDT.

Piggy says war is over, ships start your engines, Iran has agreed not to develop or buy a nuke — as usual, all cage match/birthday lies. He blinked, Iran humiliated him, FDT.

Tonight’s #FridayLimericks go to noted dildo slapper Bill Pulte. The intelligence chief (for a bit) Is Bill Pulte, a legacy git. There’s a whiff of manure From this dipshit du jour, Here to stir up more trouble, then split.

Q. What should the White House grounds and a tight pair of jeans have in common? A. No ballroom.

Piggy’s strategy: Death by a thousand cunts.

What’s truly untenable is another 6 year term for Trump ball-gargler & whackjob Susan Collins

Newest unqualified thug Pulte has the only feature Piggy now requires: No uterus.

Make no mistake Piggy and his MAGA elected army cleaned our clocks last night.

Wanna win a million bucks? Bet against long ago reality show villain garbage brain Spencer Pratt winning the mayor’s race. Dead lock 💰

The bad (Trump) stuff in these files will be forever buried. That’s how evil, total power works. Move on to stuff we can actually jail him for like his many emolument grifts.

Jail this fat twat.

Whichever one of these random bozos win, we’re gonna miss Gavin’s leadership & balls.

Fucking crazy criminal calls the other fucking crazy criminal “fucking crazy.”

Hey Pigfuck how’s that Iran deal? Deader than Charlie Kirk?

This is the best Texas republicans have to offer bc they’re 99% asshole racist goobers.

Only if Piggy face plants at a cabinet meeting.

We could’ve beaten idiot Senator Collins with a warm body, instead we run an unlikable walrus-mustached dope with a Nazi tattoo who sexts women. How stupid was this?

Can’t wait to adios this nut.

Charley Kirk’s shooter should be punished but don’t pretend for a second we’re not better off without that racist maga cunt.

Cali doesn’t need some whacky billionaire who has never served anybody, we need Xavi B. 🔥

Hey Dr Jill - there could not have been a more damaging time for a national book tour to talk about how fucked up you thought Joe was. Are you nuts?

Judge to Piggy: Fuck off.

Piggy’s coked up son Don could use a drone hit & a double tap.

Piggy’s war and tariffs have totally fucked up this economy, nice job asshole.

Hope this cunt drops dead soon.

If you can’t see the sleaze pouring out of this cunt’s smirk you ain’t looking or MAGA.

Steven Miller IS an ugly fuck.

Piggy admits he’s got no Iran deal & threatens to “blow up” Oman. Take this bitch out pls.

Texas republicans are some psychotic motherfuckers.

Translation: there is no deal. Piggy is a lying fuck as usual.

This is the absolute bullshit MAGA believes. Fight back.

Until they show his corpse, I'm going to assume this was either police violence against innocent people of color or a false flag.

Here I am getting all hopeful & shit.

Gunshots heard at the White House, sadly Piggy is okay.

What a nicer place America would be if Air Force 1 was at the bottom of the ocean with Piggy and his grifting CEOs. Alt: a CIA double-tap. ☠️

More evidence Piggy is nuts:

Patel, a lying cunt, won’t answer any of the AUDI test questions honestly bc he’s an ankle- walking drunk who needs to resign & retire to a barstool.

So CNN’s just gonna phone in today’s actual news (war, politics, Trump is psychotic)? Ted’s note would be “stop doing personal retrospectives about how you met me - cover the goddamn breaking news!” With the reality that MSNow doesn’t work at all, I have no actual news channel I can tolerate.

A dead orange pig is the solution.

Every bartender knows 86’d means no more alcohol - not kill the drunk.

Hey, can’t arrest us all. 8647 Double-tap.

Dear @Flotus STFU This country has been divided with violent rhetoric by your evil, insane husband This is Donald Trump's America. If you find its tone of discourse unsatisfactory, fix it, take it up with the mindless creature you have enabled - or just leave Signed, America

Malaria: “Jimmy Kimmel should be fired.” Senile Satan: “Quiet, piggy.”

Awww, the Nazi wants us to stop calling him a Nazi.