Tim Oldland

Hey motoring journo friends, sorry if you thought you work hard, apparently it’s all expected to drop into your lap because you’re all posh. Fucks sake this has properly pissed me off this morning.

Clear as day that the Type-01 was designed to be a 2dr from the start and changed later on. Both front AND rear ingress horribly compromised. Look at where the b-pillar sits in relation to the drivers seat! I love the design but they’ve utterly fucked it making it a 4dr.

Was stuck in traffic on the A13 earlier, so here’s a delightfully patina’d Ford sign on one of their Dagenham buildings. <message ends>

This is truly one of the most disgusting things I've read in my lifetime. But the replies to this have got me actually crying with laughter 😂

What - and I cannot stress this highly enough - THE FUCK.

Covers all the bases I think …

@joehallenbeck.bsky.social Saw a new Statham I hadn’t seen last night. It Stathamed quite hard. There was much Stathaming, as expected. Enjoyable Stathamness. I give it 7.5 Stathams out of 10. Statham.

Mate has just taken his GTV for a service and MOT and has absolutely won the loan car lottery. Panda 4x4 with mudders, lift kit and winch. Coolest car EVER.

Bum juice anyone?

MAXIMUM FLORIDA

This Lexus version of the Land Cruiser looks absolutely fantastic 👍

I hope other people get to have such deep joy and satisfaction as I do at work, designing a custom shoulder screw and having it fit absolutely perfectly. Pure pleasure 🥰🤓

I wonder what Milltek’s bodykit designer does for a living?

Quite telling that many who loudly jumped ship from X are back there posting again.

New car day is always a good day! Out with the Cupra Born, in with the VW ID.3 GTX. 321bhp, RWD, 79kWh battery and 369 mile WLTP range. Looking forward to getting to know this and seeing how different it is! (hint: probably not very 😂)

To all the people on here crowing about how it’s not in the social media ban - you do realise that this will just become a cesspit of all the worst TikTok, Snapchat, AI bilge and all the teenagers that come with it. It’ll be unusable, then they’ll introduce paid tiers just like X. Mark my words.

Yes pls. In Touring shape, In green. With these wheels.

*snigger*

<unsubscribe> <you must log into this site you haven’t used for 200 years to unsubscribe> FUCK. YOU.

I’m no expert, but I’m fairly sure that’s fucked.

Post a random cool car photo you took on another year, with no explanation.

All set up and ready for people at the Sunday Scramble!

Men over 30 - READ THIS. 1. Eat more fibre. Like, a lot more. Add psyllium husks to porridge, easy peasy. 2. STOP taking your phone into the toilet when you have a dump. Seriously. Just do it, you might just avoid some utterly horrible stuff that I’ve been through and 70% of men over40 get.

Hi all, would be great if you could all share this post please, want as many visitors as possible on Sunday! Thanks! 😁👍

Just the sweetest ginger boy 😻

@ofalafel.bsky.social I’m sure you know already, but looks like your X account has been hacked. Many have been done in the same way recently… 😡

@jonbradbury.com As per my DM - this.

Hey that’s a nice Rolls Spec…..HOLY LIVING FUCK WHAT IS THAT INTERIOR?!?!

Rare but nobody cares spot!

Chuffed to get a write up in Autocar for the Alpine A290 cup holder I designed! 😁👍

So after 28,000 miles in our old leased ForTwo EQ, my wife settled on wanting another as it’s the perfect car for her. Wanted the LED lights as the std ones are terrible, but not leather seats. So that only leaves the Brabus! And you know what, I think it looks bloody brilliant 😁👍 ‘71, 8k, £10.5k

Progress is being made. Being 50 next year means doing this is not just important, but a whole lot more difficult! Protein, creatine and hard work. Boring eh? 😂

The rear door opening of the new Jag. What the actual fuck. Dear JLR - humans are not that small.🤦‍♂️

Whelp, after working freelance for a company for 17yrs, and said company being bought out and systematically getting rid of anyone who had been there a long time, it was my turn today. Short sighted bellends really are going to fuck themselves. Oh well.

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AI is for lazy thickos. Do some fucking work and create something new.

“Hurr durr look at me I’m a fat depressed hooman sitting on the sofa watching Emmerdale”

What's the last car you stopped to take a photo of?

Finally I got one published!

Make a Bond movie casual: Dr Maybe