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@xfinityx.bsky.social why is any live tv we watch looks like this

Damn Indiana. Fucking tough way to lose.

And I remember clearly the disappointment I felt when Arch didn’t choose UGA. My bet is he will transfer in conference to LSU.

It should be added that Ted Lasso would have a fictional PL championship if MC had been playing by the rules.

I picked up a copy of the collected letters of JRR Tolkien for reasons, and this is the most bullshit table of contents I've ever seen. I'm actively angry that it exists

Great goal! Chance to pull this off! Go Reds #LFC

2026 Liverpool as told by Miller’s Crossing: “You don’t hold elected office in this town. You run it because people think you do. They stop thinking it, you stop running it.” #LFC off to a worrying start.

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Y’know Super Mario always sounds so surprised when he dies despite his reckless lifestyle. FAFO, Mario

I’ve had this exact dream about #Duke so many times.

Jesus, Liverpool. I don’t know if we can keep seeing each other after that. #LFC #EPL

Great season Dawgs. I’ll see you next year. Hope the seniors know that we saw them play their hearts out One of the perks of living in New Mexico is that you randomly find Blanton’s for sale in grocery stores, no-one clamoring. Tonight I’m going to finish a bottle Have a great new year everyone

Well fuck

I know the olds say that a defensive battle is just as exciting as a shootout but I have a rebuttal in mind. #CFP #MIAA&M

I went on the WH tour one time, I was 12. My family came up for spring break. My parents went to the wrong entrance and the guard, seeing that my sister was blind, called and had someone give us a private tour. The East Wing was lovely. Now it’s damaged beyond repair. Such a civic tragedy.

I went on the WH tour one time, I was 12. My family came up for spring break. My parents went to the wrong entrance and the guard, seeing that my sister was blind, called and had someone give us a private tour. The East Wing was lovely. Now it’s damaged beyond repair. Such a civic tragedy.

Man, this is a real Donnan era Georgia game. I expect 1 more FG by UGA, then Auburn goes ahead with a touchdown, and then we have a botched drive with a missed FG as time expires. I drive home listening to Hootie on the radio. Carve it in stone. #UGAAU #GoDawgs

Tough kid. This week my daughter choked on her lunch, WALKED to the school nurse, got the Heimlich and stayed at school bc she wanted to give her report on Call of the Wild. Next day she fell on the playground, broke her wrist, asked to stay bc she had a test (and she wanted pizza for lunch

Tough kid. This week my daughter choked on her lunch, WALKED to the school nurse, got the Heimlich and stayed at school bc she wanted to give her report on Call of the Wild. Next day she fell on the playground, broke her wrist, asked to stay bc she had a test (and she wanted pizza for lunch

Pete Hegseth accidentally flipping a skateboard into his nuts on live TV

God damn it.

God damn it. Cmon Dawgs!

I guess this has probably already gone viral somewhere but I am simply dying at this picture of a bear that looks like it hired a photographer to do a glamour shoot

They won’t solve any major crimes or make DC safer. The only thing the NG will be doing is kicking homeless people out of shade or out of someplace dry. Instead of funding the agencies that help the homeless, Trump’s NG will say they’re successful if they destroy their stuff, kick them out.

Trump is trying to convince people that Obama and Biden made up fake evidence implicating him in the Epstein case, inserted it in the file, and then KEPT IT COMPLETELY SECRET It’s completely nonsensical

Patience is a virtue. #WorldBollardAssociation

We had set the tuition lower in the early 80s, but the profile of the student had lower GPAs, SAT scores. The tuition cost had an implied value for prospective students, and many of them sorted themselves out when the admin tried to make the school more affordable.

The old “need a cup of coffee to be awake enough to make coffee” paradox

Yes, the captain intentionally piloted the ship into a huge iceberg, cracking the vessel like an egg. But the officers insist we'll all greatly benefit from an invigorating midnight swim through Arctic waters.

A reminder that if the government can send migrants to a prison camp without any due process, it can send U.S. citizens there, too. I know because this happened to me and my family in 1942.

#LFC Liverpool’s backline just doesn’t seem prepared for today’s match, especially Konate.

www.espn.com/soccer/story... Can anyone explain Liverpool’s thought process here? Setting records at 32yo, but no long term contract, poised to let Mo walk away for free. IMO Sign him for what he’s asking, and if he falters he’s very trade able to the Saudi league as a top Arab star.

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Good to see Georgia fans got to storm the court tonight. Solidifying our long tradition of NIT invitations.

This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source. Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.

Brilliant but devastating editorial in the Financial Times. “In the past 10 days, he [Trump] has all but incinerated 80 years of postwar American leadership. If you are not at the table, you are on the menu. America has turned.”

The Washington Post refused to run this ad. Sure would be a shame if it went viral.

Take a break from your regularly scheduled doomscrolling and marvel at this clip. A jawdropping feat of editing by Questlove - incredible!