Public Universal Boois 👻

Brazil’s results tonight are a big endorsement for the idea that every country should have a second “are you you sure about that” election a couple weeks after the first one for the important stuff

Get someone that looks at you like this.

Go Bills

Go Bills!

Go Bills

Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the one ring.

(I know it’s more complicated than that.) (yes I’ve focus grouped decisions) (but also it’s decisions I knew the answer to. If you’re asking everyone “should I break up with him” girl you know the answer)

ok i need to go back to sleep lol

Put the pronouns back in the lettuce!

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky.

Make Emily Wilson review how good of an adaptation SpongeBob: The Movie is of The Odyssey.

There are too many pokémons now

@intothecast.bsky.social I played FFIX on steam, no crashes.

If they weren't cowards they would reboot Space Ghost Coast to Coast.

Companies when Pride Month ends

I am available for all group chats

gender as a concept is panphobic, transphobic, and meninist.

I want to know the story behind this very specific distinction: 22. Recreational bowling. The term "employment" shall not include recreational bowling, such as bowling in a league where an individual may occasionally win prize money. www.nysenate.gov/legislation/...

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Not @intothecast.bsky.social asking where's the Nintendo Direct today and we get this 😭😭😭

Happy May Day ✊

I STG if we could just most of Congress high and watch a bunch of slice of life anime together things could actually get accomplished.

These two both exist in the same reality.

I am once again asking how did my freedoms end up all the way over there?

It's a good thing that other guest was calling in over zoom because I really thought @jonathancapehart.bsky.social was gonna bite his head off if he was there in person. youtu.be/VO8t7Reg6qg?...

I got a new job as the guy that writes the fortunes inside fortune cookies. 🥠

Pats going to the Superbowl is a recession indicator. #nfl

I'm so close to having this down.

Nancy Wheeler, you're dead to me

Extraordinary courage from Ahmed al Ahmed, a Muslim, 43-year-old father of two, who bravely risked his life to save his neighbors celebrating Hanukkah. Praying for his full & speedy recovery. And so deeply inspired by his example.

Nerf this boss please

And the Oscar for best supporting actress in a video game goes to: Sherma!

i do not like living in the plot of springtime for hitler

Listening to Clairo on a cloudless morning in New Jersey. True Bliss.

It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/

Also me