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This summer, 86 Senators came together to strengthen sanctions on Russia. This weekend, Trump incinerated that consensus to hand another massive giveaway to Putin as he wages his bloody assault on Ukraine.

When it comes to health care, Americans are paying more for less. Let’s move to universal health care, lower your costs, and improve care for all.

This story from Last Week Tonight stopped me in my tracks. Cole did everything right. He had insurance. He took his medicine. Then the inhaler he'd relied on for years suddenly cost over $500. Cole should still be alive. I'm fighting to make sure this never happens again.

JANSPLAINING is an interesting book blog. This lady takes no shit, which is sort of exhilarating. She takes on the ever-popular blurb-o-mat, pointing out such words as "propulsive," "epic," (which means long), and my favorite "luminous"--which means not much really happens in this book.

Ronny talks to former OpenAI researcher Daniel Kokotajlo about the imminent threat posed by AI

Can Trump supporters define communism? Here's a sneak peek at @jordanklepper.bsky.social’s new special, Red Flags, premiering Monday at 11:30/10:30c on Comedy Central.

Early voting has started, with voting centers open from 7 a.m. to 8 p.m. Find your early vote center at https://go.md.gov/EarlyVote and follow the Maryland State Board of Elections for Maryland election information.

Trump Slams The Beauty Of A Lotus Flower In Scathing Truth Social Haiku https://theonion.com/trump-slams-the-beauty-of-a-lotus-flower-in-scathing-truth-social-haiku/

Study Finds Growing Gap Between America's Rich and Super-Rich

Nathan Fielder Quietly Deletes Footage Of Theranos Machine Working Perfectly

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Increasingly Healthy Pope Asserts He Will Soon Be Strong Enough To Battle God https://theonion.com/increasingly-healthy-pope-asserts-he-will-soon-be-strong-enough-to-battle-god/

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Chemists Announce Upgraded Periodic Table With Dozens Of New Elements For Just $4 A Month https://theonion.com/chemists-announce-upgraded-periodic-table-with-dozens-o-1839288701/

Years Of Learning To Love Self Undone By Single Glimpse Of Body In Self-Checkout Camera https://theonion.com/years-of-learning-to-love-self-undone-by-single-glimpse-of-body-in-self-checkout-camera/

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With Election Day less than two weeks away, tune in to find out why you should vote for @amyactonoh.bsky.social and @sherrodbrownoh.bsky.social.

It's time for a change. Vote for leaders like @abdulelsayed.bsky.social and @jocelynbenson.bsky.social who will work every day to make this country better.

The Cal State LA bachelor's degree initiative just launched at San Quentin Rehabilitation Center. With 81.5% of students who earned rehabilitative credits remaining conviction-free after release, we're setting folks up for success after incarceration and creating safer, stronger communities.

So, actually! Fun fact 🤓 ⬇️ The correct spelling is UNITED States, not “Unites States.” Thank you for your attention to this matter!

Proud to see this day come for the IPCC & 19 Pueblos of New Mexico! The Senate just passed our Albuquerque Indian School Act, bringing us one step closer to returning this land and expanding the Indian Pueblo Cultural Center. Let’s get this across the finish line in the House! ❤️

Everyone’s a Lobo!! ❤️🖤🐺 Honored to join Prof Griego’s Public Policy class at @unm.edu yesterday to talk about how Congress and the public policy process works! Such awesome and insightful questions from our state’s future leaders — we can’t wait to see where they’ll end up next! ✨

We’re here with New Mexico’s Teacher of the Year—the incredible Nancy Orta! NM is leading the way as the first in the nation to pass universal childcare, early education, & higher ed! We love our teachers who are working every day to ensure every child & student has the opportunity to thrive!! 📚🍎

Education unlocks doors and opportunity! I’ve invested millions in early childhood education, K-12, mobile health clinics at schools, and investments in schools and colleges all across NM, and introduced legislation to increase teacher pay, and unlock opportunities for non-traditional students!

Happy Indigenous Peoples’ Day! ❤️ Today and every day we celebrate the leadership, resilience, history, cultures, languages, and accomplishments of Tribal communities here in NM and all across the country. Every day we are honored to work alongside Tribal and Pueblo leaders to keep doing the work.

Mr. President, our state is not yours to rename. Our history is not yours to erase. Our culture and identity run deep, shaped by generations of New Mexicans long before you or the U.S. were here at all. We are proud of who we are and where we come from. Because we are New Mexicans.

We’re here to stand with survivors! Days ago a colleague was violently sexually assaulted in Phoenix. As a member of the Democratic Women’s Caucus we’re here to stand with Bernadette Greene-Placentia and all survivors. Because, survivors’ voices matter. Survivors’ stories matter. ❤️‍🩹

New Mexico continues to lead the way—doing the work, showing up, and demonstrating our commitment to turn the Epstein files into Epstein trials. Let’s do this! 💪 #StandWithSurvivors

Happy Friday Everyone! It’s fall in New Mexico and our favorite time of year. What better way to celebrate than to GO VOTE! 🍁🗳️💕 Whatever your political stripe—it’s time to go vote. Early Voting is open all across New Mexico and the country. Your vote is your voice! Let’s do this!

Every day, I get to serve with the real-life Wonder Women transforming our political landscape—in Congress, in New Mexico, and in our communities!

KNOXVILLE: “This is the sound of Tennessee… and this is how it sounds under Jason Zachary.” 👀 Wow — Jason Zachary’s TN house opponent Lindsay Honaker dropped this 🔥 ad with (under-discussed!) facts about Tennessee under Republican *leadership*

"From what we understand at Axios, Ramaswamy was the one who wanted the ad and his campaign didn't"

The GOP's gerrymandering backfired because they underestimated just how many communities would turn on Trump. Watch Rick Wilson on MSNOW:

Michigan voter: Tariffs ‘make who rich? [Trump], cause I haven’t seen anything out of this. I regret voting for him’

“You’d much rather have Obama campaigning for you than Trump” 👀🤷🏼 (H/T @atrupar.com )

We remember the people who went to work that morning and never came home, and we remember the families who have carried their memories every day since.

The frontier of artificial intelligence is advancing at an alarming speed. Over the weekend, industry leaders voiced support for an idea that the American people and many AI researchers in their own labs have been calling for: We must responsibly slow the pace of frontier AI development.

Donald Trump and his war in Iran are to blame for our nation's sky-high diesel and gas prices. His latest ploy—buying fuel from his friend Vladimir Putin—reeks of weakness and will help pay for Russia’s war but will do nothing to make life more affordable for American families.

“You can’t con people, at least not for long. You can create excitement, you can do wonderful promotion and get all kinds of press, and you can throw in a little hyperbole. But if you don’t deliver the goods, people will eventually catch on.” - Donald Trump, The Art of the Deal

We’ve spent enough time talking about what’s broken in America. Now it’s time to fix it. THE FIX, available here. www.barbaramcquade.com

It’s time to vote, Arizona! Gabby and I filled out our ballots and dropped them off this weekend. To make sure your vote is counted, get your ballot in the mail by Oct. 27 or drop it off at a drop box by Nov. 3. Make your plan to vote at IWillVote.com/AZ. 🗳️

An Egg McMuffin with OJ is now over 10 bucks. If you’re working a minimum wage job, that’s more than half an hour’s work in Arizona, and even more in many other states. Everything is more expensive in Trump’s economy.

This Administration is one of the most corrupt in history. Everything Trump does makes him and his rich friends even richer, meanwhile working Americans are still struggling to get by.

From the New York Times: "Here’s How the Postal Service Could Refuse to Deliver Your Mail Ballot" The Trump Administration is trying to disenfranchise Washingtonians. We blocked their illegal attack in court and will continue to defend our elections.