Todd

I found some fraud!

I'm so glad they didn't spoil the latter half of You Can See Everything at all in the trailers because it was a such a great surprise, but also made complete sense as an extension of Fielder's other stuff, especially The Rehearsal. Really good shit.

The “ruin a movie by changing one letter” prompt must be lit over on Twitter since Digger came out

Maxine Waters should have pushed Michael Tracey harder.

I don’t want an AI agent, I want a robot that does my chores. Can we have that instead?

Who gives a shit what federal officials say. They have no credibility.

Ed Sheeran seems to be panicking. Good work everyone!

It looks like the only person on this tour without a backbone and a moral compass is the headliner. Go tour the West Bank settlements with Pink and GTFOH

Fuck that little bridge gnome and whoever manages him.

They literally did it the classic way and everyone loved it. So clearly it will never work. Better just abandon it.

RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.

Wow! They will probably just ignore it and not be punished though. “Too late” etc…

Neat trick here pretending that all of the inflation goes directly to the troops.

Joshua Henry is such an insanely talented man

Nice, the kiss of death. She's toast.

WHAT is happening with my targeted ads

Life would be so much better if we all simply committed to playing expensive licensed music whenever we see an influencer filming nearby.

The big baby must be so pissy that nobody is airing his little speech tonight

All of these ICE gang members will need to be rounded up in 2029. Either they are a murderer or they are complicit. People need to see this job as toxic and avoid applying if they don’t want their life ruined.

Well, the city DOES desperately need more public restrooms.

Waiting for everyone to wake up and post about it

So ICE murdered someone. You could just say that.

Fuckin SCOTUS, man. If I lived in Hawaii I would just implement a $1M convenience fee to carry a gun on my private property.

Wait is the tarp real I can’t tell I hate it here

Transitioning from nodding politely about basketball to nodding politely about soccer

President Deals does it again!!

I think they should definitely do this. Preferably right before the World Cup. The libs would be so owned.

Another one?

Cirie’s award is giving FIFA Peace Prize #survivor50

Look if he really does seal himself in a bunker under the ballroom, we can just cement over it. That’s job creation.

Ok, what search engine are we using now, kids? Looks like I won’t be touching Google with a 10-foot pole.

I completely thought that the Mandalorian movie came out weeks ago and just didn’t do all that well.

Ok, who is up to primary dem leadership in Virginia??

@abigailspanberger.com needs to tell the Virginia supreme court "Thanks for your feedback" and proceed as planned with the new gerrymander. Enough is enough. Make them try to enforce their ruling. Ohio doesn't give a shit what their state courts say. Why should blue states?

I had to unfollow someone bc every morning I would wake up to 3000 reposts from them. It’s very nice to repost other people, but I’m sorry at a certain point this becomes spam.

You guys, I went to a restaurant and they had an “86 board” in the kitchen. Obviously I called the FBI. I am currently in witness protection.

They should start selling 8647 hats at every Democratic Party event for the next 2 years. Try to charge an entire rally audience with attempted assassination.

Oh, I guess I need to renew my passport before they put pictures of a pedophile on it.

We're already doing reboots of the staged assassination attempt?

Of course we all think the “doctor” excuse is an insult to anyone’s intelligence, but you need to remember that his supporters are little piggies who will gobble up his lies and ask for more.

I’m doing laundry and WHY WAS THIS IN MY DRYER

Israel stop bombing other people for two seconds challenge

Lmao just saw a cybertruck parked in midtown Manhattan surrounded by a bunch of shiny SUVs, looking like absolute dog shit

Honestly, anyone who ever voted for that scumbag is a vile human being and owns what is happening now. Even if it was just in 2016. You don’t get to rehabilitate, sorry. Keep apologizing anyways.

If you use AI to write, you have forfeited the right to call yourself a writer. You are now and forever a “slop editor”.

I hope it happens while he is doing that jackoff dance.

They literally just added “Protect the Public” to their patrol cars.