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That's Evangelical zealots as a whole. They don't understand consent. That's why they want to force people to reproduce.

Noise-cancelling headphones ftw. Half an ativan for insurance.

so you should stand at the other side of the plane and preach the word of Satan, same thing right?

They don't think. That is the problem.

As if flying isn't miserable enough

She needs to find a crate and a street corner for this unwanted BS.

Is this a requirement to get “jumped in” to the religion or something?

Maybe people should be allowed to bring rotten tomatoes in the cabin for such occasions.

Imagine, if you will, a dozen or so Christian "preachers" all screaming from the soapboxes at the same time. Aside from the possibility of a passenger revolt you really would have issues with hearing safety announcements and the like.

Well, again, SCOTUS is corrupt as it gets and they have repeatedly ruled recently that christianity gets priority over everything else and others don't matter. So until we expand it and/or impeach most of 'em, christians are literally trying to get sued to go to them and get a favourable rule.

If I wanna hear an insane person rant about God for three hours I have my pick of sidewalks in New York

In the aisle!🤣

Why even have a "no fly" list if they aren't on it?

Imagine the applause in response to hearing “Hello everyone, this is your captain speaking. At this time I’m going to ask you to please fasten your seatbelts. We’ll be dropping to an altitude in which we can open a door and push this bitch out without causing explosive decompression of the cabin.”

Another use for Gaffa tape.

Do that to me and I will take my dirty boxers out of my bag and throw it at you.

I'd be quite forcefully telling her to sit down and shut up

Why are these people NOT on a no-fly-list for the airlines? It’s 2026. One of these nut jobs stands up and all of their friends and family should be banned from every flight ever again.

My family would tell you that my only lapses into real rudeness occur if I’m approached by evangelists.

this should put you on the no fly list

I would be the person on the plane telling them to shut up and sit down. I don't need to hear that shit.

I don’t understand how it isn’t a disturbance to be lecturing a planeful of passengers who don’t want to hear it!

I would start singing 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall

congrats you all are now going to listen to the 10 hour loop of shiny from moana as loud as my bag speaker gets. music stops when they do. convince THEM to shut up abd sit down

Did she fly Spirit?

What a cunt

Section her.

This is what cable ties are for.

This is not a trend. This is one person who has pulled an annoying stunt once or twice and a rag willing to write a story about it.

This is a great idea. Spread the word about exactly how to complain to the airline after the plane lands. Boycott airlines that allow it. They throw people off of flights for wearing offensive t-shirts. Airlines CAN do something about this.

well if you look at how they used to "evangelize" Africans and native americans...

"Holding people captive against their will is not evangelizing." Wait until you find out how Christianity was spread across the globe.

Homeless dudes on the subway do this too

The folks in business class getting ready to introduce her to the light of the Seven

What about "I'm trying to read THE BIBLE" ?

Kick them off the plane for causing a disturbance.. like you would do for literally any other passenger.

We are become the stupidest people on earth.

Eeeeeewwwwwwww. This sort of "religion" is actually mental llnesss. Sit down and STFU. Better yet, no flying for you Skippy.

Just wait until a Muslim tries this.

How is this allowed? Airline employees should be stopping them, backed by Air Marshalls, if she doesn't, ban her from the airline for causing a disruption.

Fortunately my noise cancelling headphones actually work

I would literally stack noise cancelling headphones over noise cancelling earbuds. But maybe only after confronting her for forcing everyone to listen to her drivel. These people don’t deserve it to go the way they want: a quiet, captive audience

I would blast the most obnoxious, profanity laced Hip Hop I could find. And twerk in front of her.

...and they say all the religious fanatics are in the middle east

In public, maybe. But an airplane is a private, commercial space. The airline controls the space & sets the rules

Obnoxious drunks are not welcome but obnoxious preachers are. How USAmerican.

Not many Romans on Trumpistan Airways, then.

What's up with all the makeup on her

I would classify this as a terrorist act.

Where's the Air Marshall when you need them? All flight attendants should be issued zip ties and duct tape. 😁

LLM boosters.

As a Christian all I can say is that is obnoxious and has no place On a Public Plane. 🤷‍♂️

I don't trust preachers who don't trust God's plan for their appearance.

Ball gags on flights should be mandatory.

😄

It's like Wednesday being trapped in the Happy Hut for 24 hours watching Disney movies.

bingo #whitehouse wants to take #religiousfreedom away from americans vote blue in #midterms

Finally!

i SO wish a fundie would

Always blows my mind that they walk around wearing jewelry fashioned after the murder weapon too 🤔 super bizarre cult.

There's a little freak out from the everyone is a communist party who is more freaked out about atheist leanings bc OH MAH GAWD what'd we EVER DO if we didn't have a magical man to think REAL HARD & WISH for special favors from? Maybe realize it is PEOPLE who do all the bad/good GOD gets credit for.

I'm all for things that drive more people from organized religion personally

Amen !!

Add them to no-fly lists.

every accusing litany of horrors a signed and sealed letter of intent

When my neighbors piss me off I bring out my speaker and turn it full volume to opera.

Given the climate situation, no one but organ transplant couriers, weather researchers, and others with serious tasks should be flying, anyway. No matter how many times BP said "carbon footprint."

Oh dammit fuck off god botherers

As someone who preaches regularly and tries to reflect on it as craft, I can say confidently that this is very inappropriate.

Making a *very* strong case for duct tape and the power of a group telling someone to shut the fuck up in unison.

No, download a Disney song and play it louder than their voice. You know these people are recording themselves to upload to Youtube.

I don't fly, but if you did this I would start singing Madonnas entire back catalogue at equal volume until you stopped.

Normally I wouldn’t want people to say these things to a normal Christian but this would be an extreme circumstance where they’re actively being a nuisance instead of minding their own business like any normal person would.

It's literally like trolls on social media.

Everyone repeat after me: "Boooooooooooooooo!"

Every passenger signs a contract when buying a ticket. Airlines reserve the strict right to remove or penalize anyone who causes a disturbance, acts offensively, or creates a nuisance. If this happens on your flight, politely tell crew you're victim of abuse by a priest & ask them to stop it.

Flying just got worse. I think you should be able to counter this with loud fart sounds.

Christians have found the thing worse than a hijacking in the air.

My noise cancelling headphones paired with a 7 hour playlist of industrial metal would make this enjoyable for me.

If my flight to a fucking kpop concert has one of these bitches I will not hesitate to say "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!"

Did mexico pay for that wall of teeth?

I’d probably just be told to shut up if I talk about atheism. Probably be sent to Guantanamo if I preached about Islam.

If I ever fly again, I will be doing the same with you.

Fun fact, I can recite the Wiccan Rede...

This is why we need an airlock. 

If anyone tried this on my flight, Id march right on up and start reciting On the Origin of Speices.

Jesus wept!

I would boo them so fucking hard

Right! I do carry a whistle on my keychain. I usually use it to get attention on the playground…

Thanks for the reminder that I am wearing a very loud whistle!!!

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I could look past these if some people didn’t treat the bible like an objective truth that can never be wrong.

God allows child abuse because sinners? Fuck that

Unfortunately rational argument has an approx 1 in a billion chance of effecting change in their approach. They'll just take it as a sign that they are justified in their actions. Me, I'm packing duck/gaffer tape in carry on...