ToeKneeArmAss

Never forget this.

You know who are really happy about no tax on tips? Mohels. I'll see myself out now.

Down 4-0 after the top of the first? They got em right where they want em! #BrewersBall

My buddy just made me aware of this crazy story about Ken Paxton stealing a $1000 pen at the Collin County TX courthouse in 2012. This is the moral makeup of the guy the R's want to send to the Senate. smdh youtu.be/QlHVxUMasu0?...

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Hey Matt @weratedogs.com @15outof10.org - I saw this in the wild today. Is this you?

"It is very hard for evil to take hold of the unconsenting soul." Ursula K. Le Guin

Can you imagine Yalta if FDR had been a moron? That's what it'll be if Trump meets with Putin and Xi.

Why do Albanians protest against Trump better than we do?

He fucked it up so badly they had to explain it with crayons.

Not only when they make violent asses of themselves, but also every time they support anything that violates our Constitution and the safety and welfare of every person that lives here.

It's bizarre how so many people end conversations with me by saying they've had Anna Fournow.

Happy Dave Roberts Steal Day to those who celebrate!

Trump wants us to pretend he’s on the ballot, but in fact Putin is. If you vote for the people with R after their name, you’re voting for the Russians.

My brother just texted me "If the Dodgers get a man on in the 9th, do they send Dave Roberts in to pinch-run?"

What's worse than Marlins Man? How about two of them?

I decided that the solemn and joyous annual celebration of Yankee Elimination deserved longer than a one-day observance. So with apologies to those of the Jewish faith I appropriated one of your Hannukah rituals. Last night I lit the last candle. Until next year!

“Every election is determined by the people who show up.” ― Larry J. Sabato

If uniting the entire world in euphoric celebration might qualify for a Nobel Peace Prize, I have a suggestion for Addled Shitler.

If they can take out the other 6 there will be a huge reduction in bot-driven misinformation for the Republicans in the mid-terms. Could this be why Trump is attacking Ukraine of late? In an effort to prevent the destruction of his Russian online propaganda farms?

This Too, JD Couch.......

The Winner Takes It All Along the Watchtower

Nailed it. 🔨

“No Way To Prevent This,” Says Only Ballpark Where This Regularly Happens

🎶It's the most wonderful time of the year!🎶

John Grisham is awesome 👇

It’s a long list, but there are even more broken promises!

He’s obviously removing all anti-trump leaders ahead of a ‘national emergency’ so they can halt elections and seize permanent control.

Help me out here. Marionberry. As in DC mayor Marion Barry. "Crack open a can ... "? Can't. Tell. If. Serious.

I have the ability to move seabirds with my mind. It's called pelicanesis.

Our Senior boy Tommy is now euth listed #nycacc We have his SHARES almost to 100 on here! His info is below- Pls SMASH THE MIDDLE OPTION SO WE CAN GET HIM OUT!

In an attempt to unite baseball fans regardless of your team, let me just say: Fuck Marlins Man

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Kennedy was assassinated. Trump wants to rename the Kennedy Center for himself. Lincoln was assassinated at Ford's Theater. Trump wants to rename it for himself. Ya know, if ya really want something named after you, maybe you could get ... you know ...