Torstein Helleve

@josimarfootball.bsky.social når du verkeleg meiner det

Gjer eit band etandes: Wannbakkæls

Nasty bug

Well that was dire #lufc

Så er det igjen tid for det halvårlege ritualet: å finna ut korleis eg stiller den digitale vekkjarklokka

See it while you can.

Posting this again because a lot of people said they found it helpful! Guide to ALT text: www.perkins.org/resource/how...

70 percent of the internet was vulnerable yesterday to very bad security flaws inside a coding language. Turns out, *one volunteer* is mostly responsible for maintaining that code & helping push updates. Yesterday Ondřej Surý saved the internet. So I called him up www.theatlantic.com/technology/2...

Carrick needs more time #lufc

Zelensky kommer til Norge for å møte Trumps lakeier. Vi må vise støtte! Still opp foran Stortinget 17.00 i dag. www.facebook.com/events/14348...

"Verdas mektigaste mann" skryter av at han kjenner ein sjiraff når han ser han

Den 12. mann

I don't think anyone would mind if Wilson himself delivered on Sunday #lufc

Kva et kannibalen helst om hausten? Far-i-kål (typisk pappahumor)

"Both sides have reason to be disappointed" Hell yeah! #lufc

#lufc in a top of the table six-pointer. Been a while

republicans used to complain about the violence in gangster rap and now they want to livestream an execution

For eit forakteleg, patetisk, ynkeleg kryp han er

Dette var gøy

Er det Høgre eller Arbeidarpartiet som sit i regjering? Eg går litt i surr

Nicolai Tangen er gul i skjegget

There's something rotten in the state of fucking Denmark

Studio clean up! A series of drawings for the book Livsfarlig Leksikon some years ago. I offer these drawings for Kr.1900/ $200/ €190, and throw in a complimentory book. These are made with Copic Marker on Schoellershammer paper, size 11" x 8" (28 x 20,5 cm). Just send a pm if you´d like one!

Denmark is trolling Trump.

Eg har sett tre

“He definitely isn’t fluent, and I doubt he’ll ever get there, but he’s truly come a long way from being unable to pronounce a single word intelligibly.” — Xi Jinping

Lucille Ball is the Godmother of #StarTrek. As head of Desilu Studios, she overrode her own board of directors to finance the show & convinced network executives to greenlight a second pilot after the first one failed. That second pilot, "Where No Man Has Gone Before," first aired #OTD in 1966. 🖖

Sometimes you hear it said about a match that it wasn't a typical 0-0 game. This was #lufc

also. the thing people hate is not ‘the technology’ it is the tech industry. they hate move fast and break things. they hate having everything they say tracked and processed while companies do whatever they want. they hate every single ideological value that animates silicon valley

Grenseveien tidlegare i dag. Han såg ganske skral ut

Rep. Lynch to Bessent: "I'll be honest -- I don't think the president could spell AI if I gave him the first letter"

There are so many of these that the British media activist Oobah Butler was able to harvest them and offer a line of "bitter lemon energy drinks" on Amazon made from bottled driver piss.

I don't wish to be too critical on Farke, but please. By 60 minutes we were 3-2 down and in no way in control of the game #lufc

It's always the way, isn't it giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/...

The manager at our local IKEA is retiring, so I sent him a 🎂 cake. 🍰

Well. To be fair, we were all hoping he would dye.

Wolves scores own goal of the season, no doubt #lufc

Lang tråd med fun facts om haiar og solsystem

Let me say as loudly as I can to all the Europeans on here who have been rightly appalled watching the Trump regime’s third-country removals: Your government has been watching, too, and they like what they see.