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That game really was the battle of the twats

Cole Palmer should get a red card at the start of every match for being a snide, weasel-faced fuck. Awful cunt.

Oh man, not even £300m will compensate for Spursiness.

Two people tried to enter a screening of The Odyssey without buying tickets after hiding inside a miniature model of the Trojan Horse. 😂😂😂

GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY TRUMP

Gary Neville: I don't know what Enzo Fernandes was doing there. I do, Gary. He was being a massive, massive cunt.

Love the fact that the World Cup final, with Trump watching, is ending in a nil-nil draw. It'll blow his tiny little mind (if he's capable of comprehending a draw). Wonder if FIFA will have some cunty trick up their cunty sleeves to make it more "entertaining".

See ya Fernandez, cunt

Haha, that he's arguing this! 😂

Think Ally McCoist is the best commentator on TV at the moment.

What a goal. Think that's game over, France.

My boy made a Gyokeres puppet!

💔 Love these boys though

Fuck it. But I still love these boys. They are the Champions of England and we should all be proud of them.

Massive twat

Playing against the ref as well I see.

An Arsenal goal now would be...good

I would like another goal for arsenal I think

This referee is being a dick

Up the Arsenal!

Things I like: going to sleep (or trying to) as Premier League winners.

Dear work: fuck off. Love, Tom x

Arsenal have picked up more points this season than Spurs have earned across the last two seasons.

Jamie Redknapp talking a great deal of sense on Sky is making me question reality. Did this just happen?

❤️

What, ME?

Caicedo's a great player, but trying to act innocent there is fucking laughable.

Everything about Chelsea is distasteful.

ARSENAL ARE THE CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE

Haha, this, absolutely. WTAF?! 😂

My five year old daughter thinks Butt Apple is one of the greatest things she's ever seen.

That'll do, lads.

What the fuck? So stamping on someone is okay as long as you don't do it TOO hard?

GET THE FUCK IN

STERLING ASSIST KLAXON

Sterling starts?! Does Arteta WANT to lose the game...? I jest, I jest. Mostly.

Strikers are overrated anyway.

The boy's attire on said walk...

@tottenhamhotspur.com Out for a lunchtime walk on a beautiful sunny day with my boy, and we saw this massive pile of shit. Made us think of you. Love and kisses! Xx

Get the feeling we might see a lot of the word "humble" in the coverage. 😂

That is absolutely fucking beautiful. Glad we managed to stay humble...and give them a 5-1 kicking. Wow. ♥️