PhanTom 👻 (He/Him)

The House of Commons is faker than Pro-Wrestling, and yet it is presented as serious business. Absolute Panto and the Speakers, as usual, let way too much fly.

This is a fucking wild thing to admit about a Government you did business with. "Yeah, I thought I was going to be murdered and stuffed into a box because one of the Princes was mad at me, but in the end, they were wonderful business partners."

Here's the same guy making Vincent Fucking K. McMahon look like a reasonable human being by claiming they just can't know for certain who murdered Jamal Khashoggi so they should keep taking that sweet sweet Saudi cash.

What's frustrating me about some of the reaction to Brazil thankfully not electing a Fascist President again is that I still think people are working on the idea that winning the next election is *all* that is needed. Not saying not to vote against Fascists but there's so much work to reverse this.

Marine Le Pen has twice been defeated in the Second Round of the French Presidential Election but we're looking down the barrel of her winning in 2027. Simply outvoting the Fascists will only work for so long especially when "Moderate" parties try to court their base by adopting their framing.

What are the Worst Faction Names in Pro Wrestling History? 🤼‍♂️ "The Club" (AJ Styles & The Good Brothers) is up there for me for being painfully dull. "The O.C" wasn't much better.

Even if THS are easy to work with in terms of willingness to put people over, how they actually have come across on TV gives the same vibes as a Malakai Black or Miro. The act has never felt at home in AEW (or at least the style I like in AEW) to me.

Was thinking of naming a Noctowl in a Pokémon game after the Death Riders cause it reminded me of their logo but then I thought fuck it and now I'm going to tell you what Pokémon I think each of the Death Riders is. Alternative pitches welcomed. #AEW

Wheeler Yuta is Pancham The inspiration for Pancham is naughty kids who turn into full-blown delinquent when exposed to bad influences (Dark Types). Given Wheeler's kayfabe history, that felt like a good match.

Was thinking of naming a Noctowl in a Pokémon game after the Death Riders cause it reminded me of their logo but then I thought fuck it and now I'm going to tell you what Pokémon I think each of the Death Riders is. Alternative pitches welcomed. #AEW

KeMalito is Chimchar Red monkey. Felt like the clear choice.

Was thinking of naming a Noctowl in a Pokémon game after the Death Riders cause it reminded me of their logo but then I thought fuck it and now I'm going to tell you what Pokémon I think each of the Death Riders is. Alternative pitches welcomed. #AEW

Claudio Castagnoli is Machamp This was the easiest one to pick.

Was thinking of naming a Noctowl in a Pokémon game after the Death Riders cause it reminded me of their logo but then I thought fuck it and now I'm going to tell you what Pokémon I think each of the Death Riders is. Alternative pitches welcomed. #AEW

Jon Moxley is Annihilape Very grumpy face. Evolved due to rage.

Local football club has started selling AI-generated stuff in the club store...

Just cause I'm seeing some people interpret AOC saying "They're wrong." as being towards Trans People feeling abandoned, but I am pretty sure her intention was that she is saying "They're wrong." towards Democrats who consider trans rights "a losing issue" & "not worth defending".