Internet Tom

Internet Tom

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John Galt stole my leaf blower

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Internet Tom
@tomdoesinternet.bsky.social

Finally, southern elitism used properly.

Awful Announcing@awfulannouncing.bsky.social

dlvr.itPat McAfee reveals he’s been denied access to broadcast the Masters for 3 straight yearsFor anyone concerned about Jason Kelce intruding on the Masters later this month as a correspondent for ESPN, Pat McAfee has a message. While applauding Kelce for getting the assignment after a strong performance at a TGL event last month, McAfee revealed that he has tried to get The Pat McAfee Show approved to air from…
Internet Tom
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Two things. It’s very funny this guy was hungover talking about a DUI. Golf media is for the birds. Tiger has had a historic fall from grace for 15 years and all they do is wax poetic about him. It’s embarrassing

Awful Announcing@awfulannouncing.bsky.social

dlvr.itDan Rapaport realized quickly his Tiger Woods DUI video was ‘not going the way I thought it would’For the fourth time since 2009, Tiger Woods was involved in a reckless driving incident last week that put his life and the lives of others in danger. Woods was arrested and charged with driving under the influence as well as causing property damage. The legendary pro golfer’s reckless driving history is so extensive that…
Internet Tom
@tomdoesinternet.bsky.social

It’s far easier to recognize these guys as vulture capitalists instead of government officials.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Lutnick: "The army of millions and millions of human beings screwing in little screws to make iPhones -- that kind of thing is going to come to America."

Internet Tom
@tomdoesinternet.bsky.social

I’d be laughing if our government wasn’t ran by fucking imbeciles who are LARPing as military geniuses.

Mark Chadbourn@chadbourn.bsky.social

Big news: Canada is in advanced talks with the EU to join the bloc’s new project to expand its military industry, a move that would allow Canada to be part of building European fighter jets and other military equipment at its own industrial facilities. #NewRebelAlliance

nytimes.comMenaced by Trump, Canada Prepares to Join E.U. Military Industry EffortsCanada’s draft deal to participate in Europe’s defense industry will bring contracts to Canadian manufacturers and help lessen dependence on the United States.
Internet Tom
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Cause yall realized it would be super fucking expensive and the room temperature IQ’s in this admin know how to do anything.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Leavitt: "We are encouraging illegal immigrants to actively self-deport to maybe save themselves from being in one of these fun videos."

Internet Tom
@tomdoesinternet.bsky.social

Pete obviously plays Stellaris and exclusively with purges and orbital bombardment as primary edicts.

Hugo Lowell@hugolowell.bsky.social

NEW: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is expected to start a sweeping overhaul of military lawyers to make the US less restricted by the laws of armed conflict, per ppl familiar @theguardian.com exclusive www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

theguardian.comPete Hegseth to overhaul US military lawyers in effort to relax rules of warThe defense secretary has empowered his lawyer Tim Parlatore to remake the judge advocate general’s corps
Internet Tom
@tomdoesinternet.bsky.social

Braddock about to be leveled by policy and you’re clinging to “Well I hope this works!”

U.S. Senator John Fetterman@fetterman.senate.gov

The weeks of performative “resistance” from those in my party were limited to undignified antics. Voting to shut the government down will punish millions or risk a recession. I disagree with many points in the CR, but I will never vote to shut our government down.

Internet Tom
@tomdoesinternet.bsky.social

Attributed to an unnamed source. Glaze

World News Times@worldnewstimes.bsky.social

Dodgers’ gamble fails spectacularly, yet Mookie Betts emerges victorious as the league’s best shortstop after a rocky 2024 season #worldnewstimes

dlvr.itDodgers’ gamble fails spectacularly, yet Mookie Betts emerges victorious as the league’s best shortstop after a rocky 2024 seasonRick Scuteri The post Dodgers’ gamble fails spectacularly, yet Mookie Betts emerges victorious as the league’s best shortstop after a rocky 2024 season appeared first on World News Times.
Internet Tom
@tomdoesinternet.bsky.social

The more I think about it, the less I think we are living in 1940 and more of the 1880’s-1890’s. Where political corruption was rampant and corporate interests dominated.

Molly White@molly.wiki

Coinbase says that the SEC has agreed to drop the enforcement case against the company. It only cost them $75 million in political contributions.

Internet Tom
@tomdoesinternet.bsky.social

This is what happens when you crash the economy.

The New York Times@nytimes.com

Breaking News: Stocks tumbled as investors reacted to concerns about the economy and tariffs, erasing almost all gains since President Trump’s inauguration.

nytimes.comStock Market Sees Biggest Declines of Trump’s Presidency So FarFueling a 1.7 percent decline on Friday was an unexpected drop in the University of Michigan’s consumer sentiment index, as Americans worried about stubborn inflation.
Internet Tom
@tomdoesinternet.bsky.social

All you got to do is look at the AFC QBs and know this game is a complete fraud.

NFL Spy@nflspy.com

JJ Watt knows a thing or two about Pro Bowls. The NFL Legend made five Pro Bowls in his career while dominating the #NFL in the 2010’s. But, there’s no denying that the Pro Bowl has been watered down significantly in recent years as the game has transitioned to flag football and scores of...

nflspy.comJJ Watt Slams The Pro Bowl After Slew Of Replacements NamedJJ Watt knows a thing or two about Pro Bowls....
Internet Tom
@tomdoesinternet.bsky.social

The best way to fight a ghoulish fake billionaire is with an actual billionaire lib.

Brenden Moore@brendenmoore.bsky.social

Pritzker: "Let me assure you, the state of Illinois will fight this unlawful order with everything we have." He then repeats a line he first used in his public comments following the election last November: "If you come for my people, you come through me." #twill

Internet Tom
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Pete Hegseth is going to be such a colossal failure, not because he has no experience- but because he doesn’t understand how to read situations. Generals support other generals and doing stuff like this will box Pete in for all his days as SECDEF until he is forced to resign. Cause the drinking obvi

Acyn@acyn.bsky.social

Griffin: Secretary Hegseth has decided to immediately pull General Milley's security detail. Hegseth also ordered the new acting inspector general to conduct a review board to potentially strip General Milley of a star in retirement.. All highly unusual actions.

Internet Tom
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But hey, those eggs right?

Brad Heath@bradheath.bsky.social

A new @reuters.com poll finds Americans have a dim view of many of the Trump administration's blizzard of executive actions, including the Jan. 6 pardons and his effort to limit birthright citizenship. But they *really* don't like the Gulf of America thing. www.reuters.com/world/us/ame...

Internet Tom
@tomdoesinternet.bsky.social

Realizing WWIII is just, somehow going to be a sadder version of The Forever Winter but with sports gambling.

Jared Yates Sexton@jysexton.bsky.social

Becoming increasingly clear that World War III is going to be a corporate conflict, which builds off the previous ones and brings the whole thing to its logical conclusion.

Internet Tom
@tomdoesinternet.bsky.social

Jerry Jones (with tears in his eyes): We found our guy.

Adam Schefter - Mirror@adamschefter-mirror.bluesky.bot

Cowboys are hiring offensive coordinator Brian Schottenheimer as their new head coach, Jerrry Jones tells ESPN. “Brian Schottenheimer is known as a career assistant,” Jones said. “He ain’t Brian no more. He is now known as the head coach of the Dallas Cowboys.”

Internet Tom
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The long-term ramifications of this will only hasten America’s brain drain. We’re falling behind and doing it to ourselves.

The Washington Post@washingtonpost.com

School leaders across the country are working to reassure immigrant families that it is safe to send their children to school amid growing fears that the Trump administration will target undocumented immigrants on school grounds.

wapo.stSchools brace for immigration arrests, try to reassure terrified parentsSchools try to calm parents’ fears and keep their kids in school after Trump eases the way for immigration enforcement at schools.
Internet Tom
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Woke with a side of hot dogs.

Ian Johnson@mrianjohnson.bsky.social

NOW: More than 98% of #Costco shareholders have just rejected an anti-DEI measure The attempt to force Costco to audit their #DEI work was by an anti-inclusion lobby group: "The proponent's broader agenda is not reducing risk for the Company but abolition of diversity initiatives." - Costco Board

Internet Tom
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I am mad at Roki for taking the easy way out. I’m mad at his agent for saying all of the things that pointed away from LA. I’m mad at the Dodgers for having unlimited money and gaming the system. But I’m furious at other owners being cheap- pony up fuckers.

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