Tomedy

It's fucking stupid. Travel in this country is trash. Way of control.

Jeopardy contestants make me sad with how little they know. They literally have to keep asking what things are.

Am I right in thinking split second doesn’t stop storm copies? Split second only says cast and activate abilities.

MC Atlanta is coming! Anyone looking for some fun on Sunday (from 12:30-2:30pm) can come find @goddessofblunder.bsky.social and I in Creator Central for Planechase Draft! You won't want to miss it! mcatlanta.mtgfestivals.com/en-us/experi...

I'm gonna be dressed like the Queen of Planechase! I'm very excited. And free stuff! Who doesn't like that?! Come play the Planechase! The best way to play the EDH! Lol

Would you draw three cards in your draw step?

How'd you know my plans @b101nf0matr.bsky.social ?! I can't wait to play Magic with my wonderful friends this evening! It's always a treat. If you aren't following along with them you are missing out. Join us tonight at 930 pm PST! #magicthegathering #mtg

I can promise you no one else will make anything cooler for #mtgtrk than me. #magicthegathering #magicthepuppeting #puppets #startrek

I can't get a Festival in a Box today, sadly. I've missed every Magic set this year, but if one were to get an extra one, I'd trade you three times the cost of one in Magic trades. I also have Lego and comics for trades, lol. I try. I still need to sell stuff to pay for this electric today lol

look if shit is so dire for the democrats that they NEED every vote from trans people, maybe they shouldn't run candidates who are transphobic or fold on even the slightest pushback to trans rights it's not our fault y'all's guys suck

We are live! Come say hi! Twitch.tv/goddessofblunder NoW! #magicthegathering #mtg

I forgot to grab some basic lands for my deck so I have the placeholder cards turned around in the sleeves so if you see a backwards card on my board it’s a swamp.

Join us tonight for some 1v1 Magic with @tomedy.bsky.social at 6pm est at twitch.tv/goddessofblunder #magicthegathering #mtg

Thank you to everyone who joined us for our Jace killing spree last night! The mightiest of us being the Jace hunter, Bones! 42 Jaces were murdered in the making of our stream. Follow along with our @magiconline.bsky.social theme fun every week Wednesday at 9pm est! #mtg #magicthegathering

Time for some @magiconline.bsky.social silliness! Reality Fracture decks with the goal of murdering all Jaces we make. We are simple folk. Come say hi! Twitch.tv/goddessofblunder NOW! #mtg #magicthegathering #mtgo

Gonna build a Prosper Tome Bound voltron deck using as many Star Trek cards as I can and call it Live Long Prosper.

Anyone else having issues with cloud gaming on Xbox One? I keep getting “cannot connect to server.” It happened with Gears Of War: E-Day, so I assumed just too many people playing it, but no other games are loading either.

I will be an Ambassador for Darkhold and no one will stop me. I've been one for every Magic horror set. My Marvel horror comic collection and knowledge is Godly. I live a life of horror.

Does anyone have any of these for trade?

W00t.

Good day ya all! Thank you everyone who came to spend time with the Breakfast Club last night! Join @tomedy & I for some 1v1 EDH in an hour! I built Ginger, Queen of Sweets in paper! Come use your points so I can play Mad Libs! Bobs Burgers this time! Twitch.tv/goddessofblunder @ 6pm est

Tonight's deck of Flames and Fire with the Breakfast Club! moxfield.com/decks/IzNSBk... #moxfield #magicthegathering #mtg

Join us tonight for another themed game of @magiconline.bsky.social ! Tonight's theme Redheads! All the creatures in my deck are Redheads. It's a funny story about how we got here lol I'll be playing Saskia! Twitch.tv/goddessofblunder @ 9pm EST! #mtg #magicthegathering

I don’t think I even have any mutual friends with her.

Thank you everyone who came and hung out with me and @tomedy on the @cmdrsealed.bsky.social stream last night! Much appreciated! I still need any & all Sealed deck lists for my list I'm complying for folks to play them on stream. Thank you. Have a great day!

We are playing Sealed Decks at twitch.tv/commandersealed NOW! #mtg #magicthegathering

Before Detroit join Jabs, Gavin, Chandra and Jean Luc Picard in Atlanta! Tickets are almost gone! Come hang out with me and Magic! mcatlanta.mtgfestivals.com #magicthegathering #mtg #mcatlanta #Magiccon #mcatl26

Come hang out with us tonight! Twitch.tv/goddessofblunder at NOW! #mtg #magicthegathering

Magic? Never heard of it. But it’s live now.

Me and Nathan Drake are going treasure hunting tonight! Join @tomedy and I for some 1v1 EDH at my kitchen table tonight at 6pm est. Come redeem Mad Libs with your points so I can finish this Superman story! Twitch.tv/goddessofblunder #mtg #magicthegathering

If the argument for women should know better than to go into a rape den like a frat house, explain to me why a rape house like a fraternity is allowed to exist at all.

We are live! Cookie time! Twitch.tv/goddessofblunder at now! #mtg #magicthegathering

I am looking to trade for Ginger, Queen of Sweets, both Samuts and Hapatra full art foils if any one has. I have an LGS worth of cards to trade. Thank you! Deck for tonight! moxfield.com/decks/eJKCeb... #mtg #magicthegathering #mtgfrc #moxfield

Good morning Little Lords! Join us this evening for @magiconline.bsky.social with the Breakfast Club @onemoregamemtg.bsky.social @bearclaymore.com & @calaveracosplay.bsky.social! Theme Reality Fracture! I'm bringing Ginger! Have a great gat! Twitch.tv/goddessofblunder @ 9 pm est #magicthegathering

Deafheaven called for a circle pit but I sadly wore the wrong kind of shoes for that.

What if I got Mastodon booty shorts for MagicCon.

Under the Sea! Under the Sea! Come to Detroit, you can see me! We will have some fun, hiding from the sun! Slinging spells take from em! Come see the silly nonsense I have planned for Nauctis! Who am I gonna see there?! mtg.social/MCDetroitCre... #mtg #magicthegathering #mcdetroit

@unsummonedskull.bsky.social thank you so much for having me this evening. I'll post my Shilgengar Angel kindred Orzhov Artistocrats/Reanimator tomorrow. @infinitokens.com from tonight below. If you can donate to Angel Streams for Suicide Prevention that would be lovely. tilt.fyi/omP3FGTfJm

Still clowning around. Come say hi to the Clown Grixis Princess of Magic! Check out the action at twitch.tv/unsummonedskull! Donation link: tilt.fyi/omP3FGTfJm #magicthegathering #mtg

There’s a Tragically Hip musical that premiered in Hamilton last spring, and I’m just hearing about it today. Why did no one tell me?

Extra dramatic

Went 0-3, but Way Of The Wild Speaker, making beasts, drawing from Garruk Curse Breaker, and casting Ghalta did a lot for me. moxfield.com/decks/sYkTjE...