Lil Guff Boy

Cool book take a look!

in the future, we're gonna call them centrists because they supported data centers

Bike lanes are a slippery slope! What's next? Clean air?! Safe streets!?!?

where are you on the Mode D scale, from Kool to Matthew

it's called megalopedantry and I've got it bad

duh duh duh duh duh duh-duh, Wiki-me, Wiki-you, donate.wikimedia.org

getting "if you're not coming to my event you don't need to tell me why" written on my tombstone

RIP you shall be remembered as a Great Tom, sir

the metaphors don't stop, no they don't stop

thinking about getting "LET'M COOK" tattooed on my knuckles

Unless I specifically and directly state as much, please assume that when I post I am not asking you for advice

have you voted yet? asking for a friend (you)

feels like they used recordings from online gamers to make biddy blas' dialogue. I've heard that tone before

Disregard if Disinterested

conservatives: pick yourselves up by your boot straps! ... wait... no, not those boots. Not THOSE boot straps!

What are you going to store in YOUR mouth?

IRL Pacific Rim: we start a Jaeger program to fight El Niño

if you're on a group email thread for an event, please don't reply all just to say you can't make it. ...hold on, lemme edit that... if you're on a group email thread, please don't reply all

Rule for camping: always leave less ass than you found

Do not go willy into that good nilly

death by gooboy

is there a possibility the English muffin is just over baked ethiopian food

i refuse to call it anything other than Brassica Napus

before you assume she's in a relationship with a gay man, consider they may just be in a Straight Sapphic romance

shut up, Susan Collins

every thing gary cole says in talledega is absolutely priceless. “shut up you little pot licker or i’m gonna put you in a microwave”

sometimes the snl actor never really outshines their presidential impression, sometimes they do. James Austin Johnson is really fuggin funny.

no, I'm not a black millenial, but i am a big fan of the Goofy Movie

i don't like making fun of female trump staffers. it feels like dumping on a sex worker

In honor of Spooky Season, this week's Bat of the Week is none other than the northern ghost bat. 👻

the dirtbag cleft

teletubbies but it's all real flesh

History Channel but replace the WW2 obsession with WW1 (Wayne's World 1)

how to explain Rocky Horror fans. think of a bunch of beautiful Queer people... who don't respect consent

i don't want people to lose their jobs. but from what i can tell driverless cars are much nicer drivers

nationalize Dolly's estate

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finally some real journalism on this site

Too high to keep working on this outfit sketch. I think I look cute. Maybe I will do another tomorrow

reskeeting just to call the questioner "Gay Leno" you're welcome

Fitty Shades of Grey

. Judgement . . when the bills are due #tarot #illustration #horror #art