Tom Hagy

If someone rips millions away from Rupert Murdoch, Larry Ellison, Betsy DeVos, The Waltons, and Henry Kissinger, I’d sentence them to community service and award them the Nobel Prize. #elizabethholmes

“Peace, commerce, and honest friendship with all nations." Jefferson “Our most basic common link is that we all inhabit this small planet." Kennedy “No nation can meet the challenges of this world alone." Obama “I can destroy the trade, I can destroy the country... can do anything I want." Trump

I just published "Brands Thrive Under Authoritarianism. If We Let Them." I name-check @profgalloway.com, who nailed the "what should we do?" angle. medium.com/p/brands-thr...

Last year I published "A New Way for Republicans to View the Poor and Undocumented," in which I try to help GOPers look at these folks in a self-serving way, which is their thing. Maybe intellectual jujitsu would work? medium.com/p/a-new-way-...

@jenkirkman.bsky.social is selling these. I got myself a bunch for some sarcastic women I love.

I was driving along thinking my job is too complex for me. Surely I’m better suited for something else. Something I could explain in two words. Then I came across this sign. While I’m here, if you need a stump removed in Chester County, PA, we have a guy.

DHS agents took 12 minutes to decide if you're a citizen. A federal judge just shut that down. Now they can't interview anyone they know or should suspect is a citizen. The point was never fraud. It was fear, and to make you afraid to vote ahead of a midterms that Trump knows he's going to lose.

The Nobel committee could do the funniest thing in the history of marriage.

When someone tells me who they are I believe them. As long as I don’t like them. If I like them I still believe them but it takes me four full business years to process what they said.

some diggity, some doubt

Trump didn't cook the books. He deep-fried them.

Trump thinks being a Russian sleeper cell literally means sleeping.

Vampiric. Which is both appropriate and seasonal.

I think cats must have a great PR agency. We actually go around thinking they are saying “meow.” How cute. What I hear first thing in the morning when Mugsy wants immediate food and beverage service is “NOW.” Now … now …. NOW …

Putin’s remote control is glitching.

Trump wants to replace the WH press room with a swimming pool. Ostensibly to play Marco Polo with reporters.

My senators are McCormick and Fetterman. In lieu of flowers, please send your favorite curse words.

Trump’s kiddie accounts let billionaires dump shares they can’t sell fast enough, then lock the tykes in for five years, so it’s really less a savings plan than a bailout with crayons.

Why would a physical search of Omar’s home in 2026 be relevant to or necessary for an investigation into whether her dad filled out a form incorrectly decades ago?

This lady speaks for all of us. 💙🇺🇸

girls only want one thing and it is a single aspect of human life that has not been intentionally made worse in the interest of chasing limitless profit

Zelensky on bombing the Russian data centers: “It’s pretty clear where the bots were coming from.”

Maybe it’s a Red Undertow but looks to me like it’s a Blue Wave forming. Pennsylvania and North Carolina new party registrations are almost off the charts for the Blues.

Lady Liberty waits for us to get our act together while Jesus admires her sandals and Trump does his two-fisted “milk the sky cow” dance on the roof.

This 👇

I fail to understand why this idea is considered radical.

A live look at the Leopards Eating Faces Party convention

Correct. 🤣🤣🤣

This is how we do it

Just got invited to an Alice In Wonderland themed costume party so now I have two weeks to perfect my Tom Petty costume.

“Come on, Donald. Jump! You almost had it!”

I am angry tonight. Because tonight ICE shot a New Yorker. They shot a New Yorker while his five year old child was in the car. ICE makes this city less safe. We want them out. Now.

Can just one reporter please ask Trump to name the “eight wars” that he settled? 🤨

Trump said in 2016 he’d eliminate the national debt in eight years. The national debt apparently took that personally.

It’s like the Sopranos and the Three Stooges had a baby and America made him president.

If your election-security plan begins by removing independent observers, the optics department has already called in sick.

🚨 BREAKING: The family of Renee Good and her partner, Rebecca Good, have filed two federal lawsuits over Good’s January killing by ICE agent Jonathan Ross in Minneapolis. 1/

NEW: A Georgia court dismissed a lawsuit challenging Fulton County's absentee ballot drop-off policy that increased the number of sites where voters could drop off absentee ballots. The ruling comes after the county board unanimously voted to end the entire policy earlier this year.

Even in dark times, democracy can renew itself. That’s the quiet power of voting: every election is a chance to refresh the system, correct course, and begin again.