Tom Knoblauch

Fair Q

Mike Johnson is relying on his faith to hold control of the House. So if he loses control of the House, we can all reasonably conclude that God dislikes Mike Johnson as much as the rest of us.

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“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books

FFS… Is it really an accident anymore at this point?

“It’s hardly racist or bigoted to believe we have the right not to live according to religious beliefs we don’t share.” Katha Pollitt #Secularism #GodlessMom

To the people complaining these sex abuse cases have created a world where men now have to think 10 times before they touch a woman. Yes, that's the point. It's called consent. Welcome to human decency.

That's pretty funny.

Ok, here's a compromise: Print out the unredacted Epstein Files and tape them to the Kennedy Center. Boom! His name will be all over the place.

I truly want to see the ENTIRE Trump family in prison. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. OF. THEM.

Old racist and dimwitted Republican presidents with dementia, who like to make secret deals with Iran, seem oddly fond of dying their hair several shades too dark.

Chatbot, create an enormous arch that is equal parts tacky, fascist, and Mormon temple.

This is hardly surprising, since I’ve never lived anywhere else but the greater Seattle-Tacoma area my entire life.

So, did the whole country just stop talking about the fact that Mitch McConnell is dead and the GOP is still covering it up?

My suggestion is to cancel your subscription to any media company that refers to Lake Ontario as Lake America.

First Dolly, and now Tim Curry?! FUCK FUCK FUCK. 😭😭😭😭

I got this book as a Christmas gift a couple of years ago. Tonight it’s part of my little shrine to Saint Dolly. May she rest in power. 😔

Rest in peace, St. Dolly. 😢🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

This American stands with Canada. 🇨🇦

After that I would add: CHARGE TRY INCARCERATE

I mean, seriously. Were there politicians back in 1945 who thought "Yeah we should just reform the Schutzstaffel. It would be politically foolish to say we should defund or abolish them. I bet we can reign them in by re-writing laws that already exist. I'm sure they'll follow them this time."

Before you pay attention to any poll, ask yourself: 1. Who still has a landline? 2. Who answered calls from unknown callers? 3. Who wastes their time with surveys? And 4. Who cares what such stupid, lonely people think?

He’d probably part with less money if he just paid the damn tax. 🙄

A president who refuses to send aid to states that didn’t vote for him, is a literally enemy of the state and the nation.

And yet here in Washington, an initiative to repeal a similar tax (which just passed the legislature this year) is already on the November ballot because our f-ing resident billionaires are whiny little toddlers throwing a tantrum, screaming “MINE! MINE!”

No lies detected.

My heart goes out to the victims of the mass shooting at the Seattle Center today during the Bite of Seattle festival. Fuck the Second Amendment. How many more have to die before we ban assault weapons entirely in this ridiculous excuse for a country?!!! 😡😡😡

I’m proud to be a pro-Canada American. 🇨🇦 🇺🇸

FUCK. THIS. SHIT. 😡😡😡😡

Thoughts and prayers to all of DC's gay escorts on this sudden and tragic loss of reliable income.

Well, I certainly didn’t have THIS on my bingo card of “Senators whose death will be announced today”!

These were suppose to be lessons not the play book

White supremacists who are upset that a black woman was cast as Helen of Troy in the new movie The Odyssey “because it’s not historically accurate” have drawings of a blond, blue-eyed Jesus in their homes.

I'm hearing that Mitch McConnell is brain dead. In other words, he is currently smarter than Trump.

Sad that the USMNT are out of the WC, but still very proud for how my city and region shone in its hosting duties for all of our visitors here for the matches. That said, I’m glad Seattle’s role in the 2026 World Cup is over, and life around these parts can return to normal.

USA 0-1 Belgium. I bet Trump is on the phone to FIFA again.

I have thoroughly enjoyed the World Cup. I have loved cheering for the US team. Then that fucker intervened. Yes, the red card was excessive, but I would rather lose because of it than win because Imbecile called FIFA. The joy is gone. Now we’re the bad guys. He destroys everything.