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The House Judiciary Committee Democrats released evidence tying Trump to s*x crimes and Jeffrey Epst3in.

Enya lives in a castle with her 6 cats Big deal I live in a 3 bedroom with 6 cats and a willow tree in the back yard that the neighbor called 'ostentatious' I know what she means 😈

My man He's the one standing outside on our quiet,sunny,Sunday morning street Yelling "MOTHERF***ER MOTHERF***ER MOTHERF***ER GODDAMMIT" because the unbagged groceries did the thing again when he opened the door Gen X Diaries

New Day,new rings #nailart #nailpolishaddict #nails

A new gold ring every day now #metallictattoo #temporarytattoo #nailart #nailpolish #nails

Such a beautiful Sunday morning snapshot #strike #nokings

I'm so Gen X the only way I can walk down memory lane is by spending a day in the back yard or watching holiday themed commercials from the 70's or 80's on youtube but when I do I can almost smell the old couch

Sometimes sometimes I wonder what kind of filler queen RuPaul would have been if she was a contestant on Drag Race and summer ain't over yet not in 80 degree NJ

Me birthday was probably the best one I ever had No I didn't go on a bender and wake up with massive bruising on my arm I tore my bicep a day before it

#GoPies

Happy Birthday to me

2/ “But on the other side of the coin, insurers are also increasingly employing AI to scrutinize claims & decide whether treatment was medically necessary, making this somewhat of an AI-vs-AI battle, pushing up compute consumption and costs across the board and potentially for no beneficial reason.”

Roughly 3000 people died on 9/11 Ultimately because of the U.S. government,weirdly afraid of Muslim Americans representing Americans,had been supporting the Israeli government and the genocide it was committing on the daily and our Republican led government responded with Guantanamo

The CDC is being run by retards

Why is my Trenton ass looking good enough for these Philly,NY, north jersey guys to be hitting up and what happened to them?? No sun screen in Lambertville??

Fuck Fuck fuck fuck Captain Trumpy pants got me siding with CNN fucking CNN

"and everybody loves Ed Sheeran again,his music's the same but we all like it now" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭🤣🤣

Dental tools are great for scraping that inside wall of the bottle glitter or generally mixing things up #nailpolish #nailsdid

Needs a name #nailpolish

To all the people complaining about Harry Potter and its author You are free to write books about a school for wizards run by a fabulously gay and sexually active headmaster and his fellow str8,gay and transgender professors Turn it in to a Netflix original Rub her nose in it

Oh these poor desperados on the apps It's gotten so I've started looking forward to turning them down when they try to orchestrate a hook up from another county or state

Goddam I didnt wake up to rain This is some eve of destruction downpour Poor little Lahni was huddled up on cat tree all eyeballs & fur Had to give her extra attention while buckets of water pummeled the awning

They just straight up tell us all of the crimes against humanity that they commit

Just going for it these days #nails #nailpolish #homebrewed #nailart

Thank heaven for beautiful men who still hunt for a daddy

The world needs a music video featuring buff men in klan outfits pole dancing and lifting their white dresses to do a can-can dance and shake their asses at the camera The big reveal can be red hot stilletos and fancy lingerie #Project2027

Been slow roasting all our tomatoes in batches w seasoning and Oh lord Thank you for providing me with the incentive and know how cuz these puppies are bangin

ISO Older gay gentlemen with a passing resemblence to Mitch McConnell must be willing to wear a hospital robe Bonus if you can shoot ping pong balls out of your ass #gaysky #sugarbaby

Wow Things are so bad the price of gaslighting has gone up Best joke about republiklan incompetence I heard this week and whoever is speaking for the WH Gurl......churl..... We could all see the look on your face when you read that line

It didn't feel like much of a gap at all when we met He actually looked younger than me back then but yesterday we were talking and he mentioned being 68 soon and how tired he feels while I was planning a date with a twunk on scruff It's concerning now

Two floors up They're singin and laughin and havin a party

The new Prince better be meticulously remastered by a genius producer cuz I have all those tracks for years now

Oh sh*t New Erykah Badu I know the world is upside down but this should have been a headline

Listening to audio books is not reading It's being read to You can't even be sure what they're saying is what's written down

I have officially renamed the reflecting pool in Washington Troy's Pool Thank you for your attention to this matter

Just texted my partner that Dolly Parton is gone Couldn't use the D word on her

Jujubee deserves to become a bona fide breakout star from Drag Race and Stop That Train She's just freakin funny She can say the most mundane shit and make it funny Justice for Juju

Show me something yellow!

Floofer

A I crumbling into a pile of slop is the best possible thing that could have happened I do hope that it helps destroy Theil and Elon Musk That fat little nazi deserves it

I just need to fix up the oatmeal containers so they don't look like oatmeal containers, but it's pretty cool what you can do with accent lights and some bouncy balls from the grocery store clearance basket