Rebekah

Oof!

It's that simple.

I love when they get so bored they do stupid shit like this. It's hilarious. #bb28

"Let's take it to our graves!" Dopes, you are on camera.😂 #bb28

I love when they get so bored they do stupid shit like this. It's hilarious. #bb28

8 peope on camera and not a single one is talking. 💤#bb28

This is the only thing getting me through the day. #bb28

Haley, Lala is not your "gurrlll". No is she your "girlfriend". Don't get it twisted. Gah, she's the worst. #bb28

Not "in" school but freshman year, a girl in my class killed her parents.

I am in the middle of a workplace hell where people are putting their edits to a shared document in comments instead of just making the edit themselves in the mistaken belief that I am responsible for the cutting and pasting from the comment into the document. This will not end well.

In honour of Hayao Miyazaki I've implemented the biggest update to the GenAI mute/block list in a few months. Clear your feed. Let me know of any missed accounts and any false positive I might have swept up. I'm not perfect and happy to review mistakes. bsky.app/profile/eidy...

It sounds like Rome gave Devens his top two to keep, Devens mentioned that in the nom ceremony. Angela may have embellished it enough to get that reaction out of Lala? #BB28

This is chaos! #bb28

This would be a good time to remind y'all you should change your news subscriptions to outlets like WIRED. They are doing the work legacy media is refusing to do.

With the hosueguests still sleeping, it is funny to see Barrett and Devens sleeping in the same bed. Barrett is taking up a good 3/4 of that bed while Devens is hanging on for dear life at the side. #bb28

LaLa is such a hype-man and I love her for that. #bb28

Not a single tear was actually shed. Step up your game, Jason. #bb28

I want to be that tabby kitten living his best life with his toy on a string. #bb28

Jason has learned nothing from the PekPek alliance. Do not count your chickens..., etc. He could have gone far but he's so messy. #bb28

I can't believe they are having this discussion yet again. #bb28

I just remembered that Thomas Jefferson and John Adams died the same day. Huh. Interesting....

This conversation is maddening. #bb28

Am I having a fever dream? #bb28

Yes, three men won exemption but a large percentage of us are used to referring to Jason as "she" so there is that. #bb28

Haven't watched Big Brother in 20 years but I do enjoy Salina EsTitties so I guess I am watching. #bb28 #rpdr

Excuse me?!

Schrödinger’s turtle.

Wake up babe, new Halloween costume just dropped.

Oof. apnews.com/article/murd...

Bacon is overrated.

Ryan Ken has an innate ability to get to the heart of every matter. In this case, the matter is boobs.

www.mediaite.com/politics/mar...

Gotdamn.

Dude has his phone out recording. All the dollars in my pocket that DHS will say the phone was "destroyed" in the scuffle.

Fred Rogers literally washed the feet of a black man (whom he knew to be secretly gay) on TV to make a point about the role of his faith as it related to the civil rights movement. (i.e. his faith demanded that he support it) I mean, c'mon.

Boosting this because it is a very good, very practical, and very executable idea.

Someone really messed up when they named it "parasocial relationship" instead of "imaginationship".

the rest of the world deferred to us not because they needed to but because it was easy, all to great benefit of us, and we destroyed that to get out of having to watch one hour diversity training videos once a year

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xxg...

a blue whale’s anus can stretch up to over 3 feet making it the 2nd largest asshole in the world behind jd vance

Just spent 11 hours in a car and now logged in to find out that Bari Weiss is even more stupid than I gave her credit for.

Sat behind Michael Ian Black on a flight from DC to New Orleans (?).

Big doings at the homestead. Finally convinced my terminal cancer-ridden dad to take some cannabis for pain and sleep. Took a while to get past the decades of drug=bad that he’s been fed from his very religious, very conservative life.

Weiss Effect: 60 Minutes CECOT segment 👇https://bsky.app/profile/jasonparis.bsky.social/post/3mamapm24pk2y

@bakerdphd.bsky.social Did you see the McBee's are in more trouble (predictably)? www.dtnpf.com/agriculture/...

Gotamn if I didn't just cry over the biscuit-making of love.