Stapler

Stapler

@totallylegitwebsite.com

Inanimate object, animal lover. High tech, low life. Too weirdo for the squares, too square for the weirdos.

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Stapler
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GORT HAD A ZIPPER?!

ghost@johndeweysghost.bsky.social

there were two robot costumes in THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL (1951) for shots of the robot's front, one costume had a zipper in the back for shots of the robot's back, one costume had a zipper in the front

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emi gennis
@imemi.bsky.social

obviously many more important takeaways from the French approach to protest, but much respect to the absolute varsity level Whimsy of throwing a whole ass piano at the cops

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Smooth Dunk
@smoothdunk2.bsky.social
Alex Hern@hern.bsky.social

do think there's a danger of looking at extremely cool shit like a car driving upside down then doing a kickflip before landing, and convincing yourself it's actually lame because the guy funding it is a white supremacist

Stapler
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Do a lot of visitors to this hotel experience gastrointestinal distress from garlic-heavy food? Is that why this is hanging above my commode?

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Kevin Feige Officially Confirms One Character Will Anchor the Entire 'Avengers: Doomsday' Story

wdwnt.comKevin Feige Officially Confirms One Character Will Anchor the Entire 'Avengers: Doomsday' StoryKevin Feige, the President of Marvel Studios, has confirmed that one character will anchor the story of Marvel’s upcoming film Avengers: Doomsday. One Character Will Anchor ‘Avengers: Doomsday’ Story In a recent article with Vanity Fair, Feige indicated that Florence Pugh’s character, Yelena Belova, would be the center point of the upcoming Marvel film, Avengers: … Read more

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Mychal Threets
@mychal3ts.bsky.social

Ruby Bridges was 6-years-old when she stepped into the history books. Bravely accompanied by her mother, she was the first Black child to desegregate an all-white school in the South. It was not long ago… Today is her birthday. She is still with us. She is 72. Happy birthday, Ruby Bridges 💜

Stapler
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for a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolute mandatory item it must include? Hex keys from multiple flat pack furniture assemblies

darth™️@darthbluesky.bsky.social

for a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolute mandatory item it must include? a mysterious key that does not unlock any thing

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William Gibson
@greatdismal.bsky.social

I like to say that I’m congenitally innumerate, but in any case I’m referring to the Nov 3 midterms in the previous post. 60 days, though, should see us well into the AI and mass media mindfucking we should all be bracing ourselves for.

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William Gibson
@greatdismal.bsky.social

In 60 days or so, we’ll face an election we can’t successfully win without a landslide. Any low-percentage win and they’ll do what we know they already know exactly how to do, and more. We’ve all seen it happen. So we need that landslide victory. We all must vote.

Stapler
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I am appalled I have to give my full name, date of birth, zip code and the last four digits of my social security number to a 3rd party to hang out with you chuckleheads. Good thing I have a Very Personable Neighbor to help me with accessing Bluesky and pr0n sites from here in New Gilead

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Scott Horton
@robertscotthorton.bsky.social

Elon Musk is a South African who came to the US under a fraudulently secured student visa to study at Stanford (he never enrolled). Through further fraud, he secured a green card and then was naturalized as a US citizen. His US citizenship can be revoked. He also holds a Canadian passport.