Trennywise the Clown🏳️‍🌈

Trying not to bust out laughing at the post office.

I got the sound off is this Get Out costumes?

Tell her get a boyfriend. For all that outside shit. He can do the inside shit. And stretch and drink water.

He does too…. Along the lines of “thank you lord for this bootyful harvest.”

Is there a R&B dude that sings about love that don’t beat women? Genuinely asking.

Cook crack!!!

But splashing safari!!!! 🥺🥺🥺🥺

Wouldn’t bring it up, but during the make up, i’m unleashing the power.

Well….

SZA should really remix that song to this.

2- Fran Drescher & Her. The two white women that got me.

Most definitely gonna welcome me to the manor where Mr. Pink murdered Mr. Green. Love it!

Pay my student loans and I’m all yours.

Here watching the women’s rugby team ready to risk it all.

Pickles and Peanut Butter on bread

No more shivering outside in the smoking area, lol. Congrats.

Women are 66% more likely to be misdiagnosed than our male counterparts—

It was our wedding day… and there wasn’t a cloud in the sky.

She let the patois fool her

I usually stay outta the gender war but she did all of that for a MAN?!?!?

Snoh Aalegra announces her fourth album, ‘Legendary Love,’ out Nov. 13

Nobody thinkin about you

I got the chestnuts ready to roast

Won’t need to play football no more.

Nothing to do. Bunker up? Get fucked up? Cause we would be cooked.

Doctor Dolittle was better times man

Need dat.

White boy summer

MAGA is not republican, it’s retribution on the change in status quo, at least an updated version. See Tulsa, Oklahoma, 1921.

God, please send me $100 to pay this water bill 😩

I raise you wasps.

Still waiting on my Master of Disguise remake.

Not a film but.

What you just said there, I wish I had been diagnosed but here we are, also I have brain freeze when overwhelmed.

Baby be mine, bitch.

Hey whores, I FINALLY made my sex ed page😭🥹🤪🤪🤪

executioner michael is trying to play both sides.

One the money start making money theeen we can get into the booger sugar.

I would start promoting alot of papa johns and wing stop in the tri-state area.

What’s that? A new superhero?

Knees gone

Back in my pork days as a kid that shit was gourmet.

I with two older people and they just talking about life. Every time they try to end the convo, the say “yeah that’s how life is mhmm…you remember when?” 🤣🤣🤣 They love to talk man.

If you put your hands on me like this… imma be pregnant and it’s yours 🫵🏿

I need to listen to more albums, because why is this Noname album FROM 2016 already has me levitating from the first track.