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With these free hours that the electricity providers give you I assume that single men are cleaning their house/ flat and washing their clothes far more frequently than you´d expect.

Heh, a great take on an old meme. #CFC #IYKYK

Why was that not a red? Last player, clear goal scoring opportunity. #HULBRE

If that Fiji try hasn't been disallowed I reckon they could have gone on to win that game. #RLWC26

#HCAFC has the highest yellow cards per game in the EPL, and today's ref dishes out the 4th lowest. Match made in heaven.

Cue all the Aston Villa fans, who watched Graham Norton last night, rush to the message boards.

#Werder have something about them that's been missing in the last few seasons. Fight. #SVW

#Werder consistently has the best "trikot" in the Bundesliga. This season is no exception, the deep bottle green away kit is "prunkvoll". #SVW #MO5SVW

I didn't understand it then, I certainly don't understand it now, how was Shakin' Stevens so popular in the early 80's.

The worst failing of Man U is that of the Sr. Management to find a capable Coach/ Manager. As bad as the squad is no coach has been able to get any kind of consistentency out of them. #Pitiful

Absolute twat. From hero to double zero.

The frustration for me is that, I get it against ManU and other top clubs but, 24% possession against the team bottom of the league (albate away from home), just isn't good enough. #HCAFC

Fuking ´ell #Werder. At it again.

#Weder always wanting to take the most difficult route. #SVW

The commentator on Sky Sports who keeps referring to the All Blacks as "The Men In Black" needs a good slap. #AUSNZL

Awful. On that performance this must close to, if not, the worst England team ever. #RCWC26 #ENGTGA

Give away the penalties, give away the game. #RLWC26 #ENGTGA

If a goalkeeper has 6 secs to release the ball, a penalty taker should have 4 secs to kick the ball after the refs whistle.

🤞 that Wenger does run. Otherwise Infantino will be a shoe in and FIFA and football as a whole will be further fuked.

NZ lost that more than the Aussie's won it. FUUUUUUUUUK!

Fuk me NZ! Aussie's have no right to be leading this game. #RLWC26

"There's no room for racism in Reform," says spokesperson. "We can't fit any more in."

The F̶r̶e̶n̶c̶h̶ English side of Olise coming to the forefront there. #VIKMUN

People (supposedly) getting pleasure from others pain or misfortune are right cunts. And the world is full of them. And there are more of them every day.

Above, Liddypool, Man Ure and Spuds, I´ll take that after 6 games. #UTT

When I was a kid 80% of football players looked like they were over 50. Today 80% of players look like they are under 18.

When the commentator says "Barry", my mind still thinks it's Gareth Barry. I can't be the only one surely. #HULEVE

Nope!

Yup!

Wake up lads. Don't go sleep walking towards a defeat. #HCAFC

Britain's future relationship with Europe is being debated in Parliament on 12th October. I've just asked my MP to attend. Will you ask yours? www.europeanmovement.co.uk/contact-mp-a...

I really need Spuds to win at least one game before #HCAFC play them. Otherwise we all KNOW exactly what will happen.

Neuer has been shot for a few seasons now. Not sure why FC Hollywood can't move on.

Well, this post gets more ridiculous every game he plays. #ShutTheFukUpRob

Shut up Rob... And that is why we love 'em. #100%Werder

Shame. #SVW #Werder

Yes Sir I Can Boogie. Just doesn't sound right not sung in a Scottish accent. #TotP

I know what Acun says, but, surely there is no reason why #HCAFC cannot match ITFC in the next years.

My development from an absolute metal head in my early teens, to punk and post punk. With a little bit of indie pop thrown in once I hit my 20´s before liking more chilled singer songwriter/ folk as I went through my 40´s. Where you at? my9albums.org

Given it's called "football", in the NFL if the attacking team fumbles the ball the defence should be able to boot it up the field if they want. Brings the game more in line with its name.

What we learnt from both rugby league Grand Finals is that the optimal place to finish in the regular season is 4th. #SLGF #NRLGF

No dog in the fight, but I'm hoping the Knights take it home. #NRLGF

Times like this you miss Len Goodman. #CROENG

Wakefield have been dominant. Haven't put a foot wrong. SLGrandFinal

The top four in the FIFA rankings are well above the test. However, you still feel England is the 'Andy Murray' of this group.

Autocracy vs. Democracy. The sullied want to bully to prove they are unsullied.

For once AI does good.

I´d forgotten Nick Hayward was a wrong ´un. #FukBeans

When weeks are this shite these #TotP reruns should be lost in the archive.

People think the ¨like¨ button or the six million emojis available are the worst replies to messages. No, the ¨Is this still available?¨ button on various marketplaces is the worst and I refuse to reply to people who press it. Fuk ´em.