Matthew Horton

New Avalanches album out today! Only six years after the last one. And I have reviewed it for @thequietus.com thequietus.com/quietus-revi...

TUESDAY

Dusted the mantelpiece.

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Time Will Pass You By at the end of Adultery made it a whole lot less ITV.

'No Bad Memories stacks up guests and intriguing sonic finds alike—Karen O and Rivers Cuomo, Haruomi Hosono, Mike Patton, British rapper John Glacier and Tunisian footwork producer Khadija Al Hanafi...' The Avalanches - No Bad Memories buff.ly/hCVntVi

Was at a non-league football match today where a kid, about 11 years old, shouted at the ref, "Book him, Danno!" High culture spans generations.

There's something cosmically correct about your central defenders scoring against Everton, a team entirely composed of central defenders since the early 90s.

Back in the good old days when I used to write Mercury Prize nominations panel spoofs, I would throw in some of the biggest mainstream albums of the year for LOLs. I think the moral is, the world is now a poorer place without my Mercury Prize nominations panel spoofs.

oh well never mind

As usual, I'm waiting a week to see if Ross Kemp or Jerry Hall yawns.

Going to play Dare now. (I only have two copies, cassette and CD). (I have Hysteria on vinyl though, so don't tell me I haven't done the time).

Threw my hat into the Arsenal v Real Madrid ballot, just me, in a fit of pique, because I'm the only one who ever organises our little group for these things. Obviously it's the only ballot I've been successful in this season.

"There's no room for racism in Reform," says spokesperson. "We can't fit any more in."

That's the thing with Madueke, you gotta take the rough with the rough.

The AI feature on Google is great, whenever I typed something with a typo I have a little guy saying something like: woo hey easy buddy! looks like you might have brain damage haha, did you mean

Can't see that doing much for his get-up-and-go.

I'd like to strike my disappointment at Arsenal not buying Barcola from the record, please. In weird little Mikel we trust.

Liverpool really sticking it to City with their B team and A4 banners.

Seeing as I'm on a deadline — 18-year-old me was created from these #my9albums

When you suddenly realise Steve Harley & Cockney Rebel's Here Comes The Sun was the first version you knew. #notTOTP

Losing to this nonsensical Man Utd side was one of the low points of last season. Really took the shine off winning the league.

Great, Gromit’s going to ask you if you can name The Ramones’ albums. He’s going to tell you incessantly about Stevie Wonder’s golden run of seventies records, so you can’t listen to them anymore. He’s going to pretend to like Thelonious Monk. He’s going to scratch his chin to the Brand New Heavies.

Gamble's nicked the wig off the stag #CelebrityTraitorsUncloaked