slamming brutal technical death metal fan

me when i was 12

i'm gonna be honest with everyone for a moment about a serious matter of definite importance. if you spend thousands of dollars on a phone that folds in tyool 2026 it should break immediately as a lesson.

Once more saving you from reading (yuck!)

you guys just don't get it, this is art. the wrestlers represent trying to do your job at a shit company and the ref represents TKO responding to a literal war.

shut the fuck up!!! 👏👏 👏👏👏 shut the fuck up!!! 👏👏 👏👏👏

thinking about debuting a new "bit"

i've heard enough about ethan kleins dick for a life time thank you very much

Massimo Belardinelli

youtu.be/uG6oBC0Ym5c?...

imagining a bulletin board in the mid 80's getting patch notes for Zork 2 and some dude complaining they didn't add multi-player

sometimes i walk away from computer

Please. Mr Farto is my father. Call me Bum.

I don’t know what any of these words mean but I hope you have a good day

im ngl "gamer" is a word that reeks of subtle phallocentrism and we should probably expunge it from our vocabularies.

remember that really (extremely) awkward moment you sometimes think about? no one else does honestly there's too much bullshit right now to worry about.

intense urge to rant rising

As long as I can cum in your pussy x

@maffewgregg.bsky.social youtube recs going hard

me when anything

"jack who??? mehoff?? nah i don't know him"

i think it's time for soreption to release a new album already.

lol ;3

What about it?

dudes will be like "learn to use AI or get left behind" but actually using it is just "how i make soup???" and "why for my pee pee hurt???"

damn, even his sleep paralysis demon is getting air time.

Dermot Power

Milf M Milfs United States, Census, 1950

i'm working on the time goons tried to make a jungle commune on hawaii

i lied

not posting a 9 albums thing out of respect to people scrolling by

El rap de homero

in tyool 2026 nu-metal is dad rock

With distance, Kain throwing Raziel into the pit in Soul Reaver for looking extra is the bitchiest origin story in gaming.

what a shit fuckin week

don't think i will

dating in your 40's - incomprehensible pain - i ain't got time for this - my friends? yeah i'd love to catch up with them some time - hobbies? look i'll spare you the boredom - "in THIS economy???" - i gotta get home soon i forgot to take my meds

got the "dealing with bureaucracy" jitters

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