TR Shea

If you want profound insight into the mind of an inveterate rapist, take a look at Trump‘s “offers“ to take over Greenland, Panama, and Canada. That’s not a statesman talking, that is a rapist talking

It’s such a shame that the immortal Rip Taylor isn’t around to portray Trump in Trump’s unavoidable upcoming official biopic

This might make some of the down ballot stuff a little less murky

I’m not done being angry about Skydance being able to acquire Warner Bros, stealing it from Netflix as they were able to. That whole thing going down the way it did makes me nauseous

It’s going to be impossible for anybody to convince me that every Republican in America was not cloned from one of Pat Robertson’s turds. Seen here, two Republican turd clones, and yes, believe it or not, these are different people

The burning hatred in the heart of the American Republican/neo-Nazi follows the Lifeboat protocol: women and children first

I hope singer Lorde ALREADY has a social media page up somewhere called “Dear Lorde”

The Tampa Bay Devil Rays dropped the “Devil” part of their name. They should also drop the “Tampa” part Go Bay Rays Yays yays yays

Great. Now I have to block people who are being incredulous at what is merely interesting

Anybody who has voted Republican in the last 30 years is going to hell. The story is proof

Because Republicans are pro life

Even the cuckiest of cucks knows the difference between a men’s professional basketball game and a women’s amateur basketball game… I’m surprised Eric Schmitt hasn’t already resigned out of abject embarrassment at the public disclosure of his anorchia

One gets the sense that Senator Eric Schmitt has lit every single exploding cigar that was ever shoved into his piehole

Thank you, Senator Klobuchar! We know who the dirtbags are, they ALL have (R)s after their names

EMERGENCY! EMERGENCY! The shitheads of Texas voted for a felonious shithead… EMERGENCY!

This is a good time

A warning

Reminder: When it comes to spelling, grammar, punctuation and syntax… your own you’re on

It’s still hilarious

Shea‘s no-fail recipe for clarified butter: take butter of any sort, and ask the butter clarifying questions until it is clear 🤔

Something to just… enjoy

If we REALLY want to make America great, Republicans have put us in a position where the only way that is possible is to prevent them from EVER casting another ballot. Here’s proof

Trump only wins when something fails

And so begins Mitch McConnell‘s tour of oblivion

Okay, I was wrong about Mitch McConnell I guess…

The djinn is out of the bottle. You’ve got three wishes, make them quickly

Happy 40th anniversary, Frito’s chili cheese flavor! If you are you eat, I am a Frito chili cheese flavor

He’s off the deep end. I did try to warn people

Somebody fucked up, I’m pretty sure these were supposed to be the uniforms for ICE

And as quickly and suddenly as they appeared, they disappeared, never to be heard from again. Rest in peace, the Plank

The eventual, inevitable announcement from Senator Mitch McConnell‘s office announcing his death must include a winky face emoji

Light Painter by Tang Yau Hoong

Are we great again yet?

He is in toddler with a fistful of his own feces, with a strong need to mark everything he sees with it. Republicans, when and why did you learn to love the taste and smell of his feces? Because right now, you are covered in it

It’s been almost 90 days since the American people have seen or heard from Mitch McConnell. We’re still paying his salary.

Worst. Semiquincentennial. EVER

It’s as if nature warped RFKJr‘s voice to reflect the corruption coming from inside his brain and heart

Goddamn it…

Wow, sad, and I certainly had no idea she was ill

Holy frack! Just like that, the feminine asscrack is BACK

This is very sad. I got to meet her at a friend’s wedding and she was sweet as can be