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BFDI: Branches v0.3.10 - Branchfall 2026 Update is released, with Acacia Wood, Cobwebs, and new level icons, PFPs, and quality of life features! Happy Branchfall! Full patch notes: bfdibranches.com/news?id=55

The 2026 horror point-and-click adventure game Endacopia contains unused, seemingly deliberately clashing Mario pixel art assets (often jokingly called the "So Retro" art style) in its files. These were likely used as placeholders during development.

A friend found one of my business cards from 13 years ago

The new Mac and web ports for BFDI: Branches are now available! Watch the BFDI: Branches on Web & Mac + Mobile news trailer linked below! #BFDI #BFDIBranches www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5DD...

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i made a mod that replaces branches bunch's voicelines with flowery's #bfdibranches

Happy 2 years of BFDI: Branches Demo! We have 63 prestigious categories for the second annual Branchy Awards, and you get to decide the winners! More info below! #BFDI #BFDIBranches Information: bfdibranches.com/news?id=39 Nominations form: forms.gle/N9xa3UnnZtcT...

why aren't we talking about the 0.4 trailer in the new direct #bfdibranches

BFDI: Branches update v0.3.8 is released, with local custom songs support, new enemies Green Shellmet and Spary, Bowling Ball Dispensers, and so many new routines, PFPs, and achievements! #BFDI #BFDIBranches Full patch notes: bfdibranches.com/news?id=37

Why don't you make like a BFB 10, and Enter the Exit

Todays Nombus, Blue5!! Theyre beautiful ❤️ Bear5 is so funny dude 😭 this was my first idea when trying to make an oc based off them... figuring out how to do the background stuff was a fun challenge... hit forkiplier with a Bear5 jumpscare #osc #objectshows #objectshowcommunity #art #oc

The Sun, Earth, and 10003 Caryhuang were aligned when this video released too! The next time this will happen is approximately November 11th, 2027.

BFDI: Branches v0.3.7 is our first Branchspring Update! Two new enemies have sprung from the ground, Springtop and Springside! We have also added Bamboo, Bamboo Wood, Eggs, Branchspring Eggs, and so many new profile pictures as well! #BFDI #BFDIBranches Full patch notes: bfdibranches.com/news?id=36

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doing anything but solve sonicode #bfdibranches

Spotlight Level Name: Sneakers. User Name: triplea Level ID: 28325 Difficulty: 0 #BFDI #BFDIBranches

TO DISCORD: Please engage in the appeals process and resolve false bans. youtu.be/t9NcbEb4uu0 Please spread this video around.

The cat's out of the bag: we're releasing BFDI: Branches 2! You might ask why we skipped over v0.4, v0.5, and even v1.0. Well, we've added so much new stuff, it's a whole new game now, so we're calling it BFDI: Branches 2! #BFDI #BFDIBranches Download: bfdibranches.com/news?id=35

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Happy International Transgender Day of Visibility! We're everywhere and we're cool. Here's the trans pride flag 🏳️‍⚧️ on a mid-90s Pentium running DOS.

Hard to overstate how bad this is. This would be *national legislation to aid book banning*. The time to call your reps and say you are against HR 7661 is NOW.

Israel has closed off all routes into Gaza, continuing their program of extermination even as war with Iran looms. Please give what you can to help my friend Sama'a and her family. chuffed.org/project/157569

i have an objectsona now. Meet flashlight! he is a silly guy. whimsical, even #osc #oscart #art #oc

some cool ol' people from the bfdi branches server and their OCs!! (Darth_Eman, Spaghetti-Code, JindrichtonB, YeepYeepington in order) #osc #bfdibranches (technically...) #art #oscart @jindrichtonb.bsky.social

Creeper thing which im still trying to decide his design on

Second episode of my show hello helloo. take my slop #osc

Drew like a dark, fucked up version of Battle for Dream Island haha. Just a glimpse into my dark reality. A full stare into my twisted perspective would make most simply go insane lmao

some cool ol' people from the bfdi branches server and their OCs!! (Darth_Eman, Spaghetti-Code, JindrichtonB, YeepYeepington in order) #osc #bfdibranches (technically...) #art #oscart @jindrichtonb.bsky.social

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I figured out why it's called BFDI: Branches

guy who pronounces ".png" as "dot pinge"

i made a strawpage woaaa newbiesayshi.straw.page

It's okay! I'm sure Butthead would like it as a Christmas present anyway, mheheh! Merry Christmases and a BURNER new year from Beavis and Butthead!

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