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Chicago is trying so hard to ret-con their pizza heritage. Sad really. Don’t listen to dumb assed New Yorkers. Embrace who you are and make no apologies

square this with cities not being able to fund schools and/or keep schools open. You’re being able to bike in February is not the linchpin to civic salvation

Phil Hartman wouldn’t do the JRE

@wyshynski.bsky.social the Devil’s color guy sounds like Teddy from Bob’s Burgers :)

Matters not one iota in 2026 politics

@russohockey.bsky.social I have to pay a premium and listen to one of worst color commentators??

Just get rid of the blackout rules Wild 🤷‍♂️

Ferraro trying to single handedly torpedo Larkin’s trade value??

Really a testament to the NHL that they were able to coach their Spanish speaking announcers to be every bit as dull as their caucasian counterparts

Ken Starr, 1998:

Ilhan is the only true progressive this state has holding office. She must be protected at all costs

Shane Gillis remains one of the most replaceable comedians in the history of the form

Former neighbor whose sons let their house go into foreclosure trying to play plow debt collector

So for most MLB teams the routine is years of bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, jump up one year because your prospects finally develop, owner guts team to not pay anything but rookie contracts the next year, team is bad again, fire manager & repeat

Iron Eagle > Ian Eagle

Ryan Carter is not a good broadcaster

The Saints played at MUNICIPAL stadium back in the day, Midway was some after the fact sh*t

@sheaserrano.bsky.social which number is Statham Discover ads?

Sources : the 100s of birds killed annually by colliding with US Bank stadium’s windows immediately are eligible to enter Valhalla

Shouts to the WNBA for not being afraid of the nfl..take notes nba & nhl

You can’t close the streets and then call it “Open Streets”, Minneapolis. Words mean stuff

Man the twin cities suburbs are lousy with whiny cowards who have big opinions about cities that aren’t their’s. Worry about Champlin and stfu, Gavin

Be prepared because Harrison Butker is going to be a talking head soon

Get that check Cindy Blackman Santana but the mnf theme is not doing anything for the art form

Cut to McAfee man spreading his punter persona all over mnf. He and SAS having dipshit dick measuring contest currently

What I know about Joan Jett is that she knew how to arrange her vocal parts so they landed in time

@espn.com got rid of Suzy Kolber & Linda Cohn for the McAfee 🤡show

“Dear, Rece Davis. Dear, college game day” - @propagandhi.com

Damn @nytpitchbot.bsky.social the times really missed on this one

@youtubesupport.bsky.social so how many times do I have to block @jamestalarico.bsky.social & @libertymutual.com ads before it finally takes?

Coach needs to be fired with cause and brought up on charges

The current “broification” in sports is not surprising, given the rise of women’s sports. But my God is it tiresome.

So many nervous whites in US Bank right now “Maybe we’ll win but will we be murdered getting back to the F-150??. Please just let us get home to my suburban arsenal!

Pete Bercich as an expert is the local homer version of Orlovsky

Interesting that as of now there is not a Riyadh comedy festival this year. Do we suspect while sensitive comedians were throwing tantrums publicly about the blowback, privately they were telling their people “we can’t do that again” ?

I bet when New Radicals called out rock stars and their mansions he didn’t imagine those words landing among dental patients across the nation one day

From the enshittifcation department. We have to send a message to these streamers that it’s either subscription and no ads or free with ads. You don’t get to double dip

@drewmagary.bsky.social bummed but hopefully this frees up @davidjroth.bsky.social time to write his book :). Thanks for the good times & the laughs fellows!

Certainly not from some dipshit dressed as a giraffe only here to get himself over

I’m prepared to be haughty..but I will not because I’m Minnesotan and cannot raise a banner before it’s raised

Your dishwasher going down mid-Teen summer vacation MIGHT be worse than your AC going down during the hottest stretch in July

AKA Statham 4

@drewmagary.bsky.social @davidjroth.bsky.social how does the old saying go? “The best day of a podcaster’s life is starting the podcast, the 2nd best day is ending the podcast” Hell of a run, fellows. My instinct when the news broke though =

Michelle Tafoya is so un-Minnesotan, she makes Andrew Zimmern look like a full time resident

Michelle Tafoya is so Un-Minnesotan she’s probably never gotten drunk off rootbeer schnapps while ice fishing

Emmer is mad because he was doing unhinged long before Lindell and Tafoya came along, but never got the recognition he felt like he deserved

@sheaserrano.bsky.social @netw3rk.bsky.social Just heard the news that you all are going to toy with our emotions again. Hopefully Zuri will be involved :)