The Birds The Turtles and The Bees

Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure Between My Legs

Whomever convinced men that salad is a meal for unserious women did a tremendous service to the cause of toxic masculinity.

Why hello! 🪶

Since she's made it past my mutes again, does anyone else read aella with a spanish double l like aye-a?

All this map shows is mattsurlee's followers are not to be trusted.

A minute before a meeting and the bird poops in my goddamn hair.

Seems like a good day for this.

This is Michael Mann's oeuvre. (And yes that includes Thief and Heat.)

Just realized the jam I bought from the pan-exsoviet store is from Russia and dear god how old is it?

Am I the only one here who tells their pets "Sleep well, I'll most likely kill you in the morning," at bedtime?

I probably should just admit to myself that, yes, I'm going to buy GTA. But I'm still pretending!

Get you a girl who cares that you are well groomed and look your best.

When I become a billionaire I'm going all in on Feet 2.0.

Now the my friends have kids in college, it's really odd to me how many of those kids are having their parents meet their freshmen SOs and then just... staying together for the entire time they are school? Dear god that was nothing like my experience those years.

Housemates discourse here makes me remember this place is a lot more suburban than it pretends.

Quite the collection at this estate sale.

Clever, short, free game that you should play store.steampowered.com/app/4428890/...

Clever, short, free game that you should play store.steampowered.com/app/4428890/...

I will vote for whatever party makes spam texts, including political ones, illegal with some significant penalties and enforcement. I don't care if it's the goddamn Nazis.

The curse of the new laptop keyboard

Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead For Tax Purposes

Just saw a cybercab on the street and I didn't even have anything to throw at it and now my day is a little worse.

Announcing Caves of Qud: Diaspora. 🌱 Wishlist on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/5249200/...

#BirdOfTheDay, do Humboldt Penguins count as #ShoreBirds? Well if not there's some gulls and a cormorant to make up for it. 🪶

I don't care if pet birds are cheating, I met this little guy this weekend and I'm seriously in love and trying to convince my partner we can get another bird. 🪶 #LookingDown

Bow to your superiors

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What I see when I look up. 🪶

I like how the AI went from spy movie/puppeteer to literal puppets. Maybe the Frank Oz connection?

ok, the tentpole thingy is dead to me now

Bland and self-absorbed, sure, I expect that from him. But it's amazing how little thought he wants to put into something personal, just have the computer distill his hopes and dreams and regurgitate it back to him. This man's interior life is a void.

Oh lawd he hedgin

And I wonder why all my neckbands are frayed. 🪶

Fuck the Blue Angels.

You are all way too credulous about this photoshop thing.

Hell yes, the T&T supermarket near me is opening in less than a month.

Ridiculous creatures

Sokpop's Grail is as good as people say it is, damnit all to hell.