Heather Hawthorne

Heather Hawthorne

@twocakesup.bsky.social

Pizza is the most important element of all (NBA, F1, jokes that make only me laugh)

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Uthgerd is dead btw. I didn’t realize she wasn’t following me back from a cave or whatever, went to bed to save my game and this is what I saw upon waking. I’m not saying that Lydia had something to do with it but we’ve now been traveling together happily for some time.

Heather Hawthorne@twocakesup.bsky.social

I am playing Skyrim for the first time. I took this screenshot of Uthgerd judging me for not understanding how to use both words of my Thu’um 😔

Scientists @schmidtocean.bsky.social have filmed a giant #jellyfish in the #deepsea off Argentina's Atlantic coast. The phantom jellyfish (Stygiomedusa gigantea) was discovered at a depth of around 250 meters. The tentacles of these creatures can reach up to ten meters in length tinyurl.com/rk6tjd3c

Once again, several years on the job

ProPublica@propublica.org

BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.

This is a series I call ‘who are you and why the hell are you in my house?’ #skyrim

Heather Hawthorne@twocakesup.bsky.social

I am playing Skyrim for the first time. I took this screenshot of Uthgerd judging me for not understanding how to use both words of my Thu’um 😔

Heather Hawthorne reposted

The right-wing backlash against #Superman this week got me thinking: Has this happened before? That led to the discovery of these headline — from April 1940, when the official newspaper of the SS took umbrage at the comic book hero and ridiculed its creators. My how times change ...

Sir, this is a Wendy’s

Chokoreeto B@chokoreetob.bsky.social

If a Dollar Tree manager gave a store associate 48 hours/week, corporate would contract an operator dishonorably discharged for trafficking heroine through Ft. Bragg and nicknamed “beast fucker” to kill him and his pregnant girlfriend.

Heather Hawthorne reposted

trying out a new strategy I'm calling "weaponized competence". I will complete tasks with such devastating skill that you burn with shame at the thought of ever asking me to perform it again. You will look at the way I loaded the dishwasher and apologize to me for being born.